Sending you guys into the weekend with a singalong. If you’re in Houston, come see me at @punchlinehou tonight or Saturday.
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@PTNickB@AttorneyCrump How about we don’t pass over the fact that AMERICA became AMERICA in 1776 all slavery pre-1776 is the BRITs the French and the Spaniards’s doing.
As a Brit I know you love passing it to us but we ended your slaver in 70 years.
🚨BREAKING: Miami-Dade Sheriff Rosie Cordero-Stutz detailed how she saved taxpayers about $33 million by skipping new uniforms, a cold plunge, massage tables, and logos on everything.
She said the office was paying the county $54 million a year for IT services. Closer supervision and review brought that down to $42 million, a $12 million annual savings without cutting services.
Moving toward managing its own technology independently is projected to save another $6 to $7 million, bringing the total IT savings to $18 to $19 million a year. Eliminating the county’s Sergeant-at-Arms program will save about $4.1 million annually and return those deputies to patrol.
Keeping the existing brown uniforms instead of switching to green avoided roughly $4.8 million. Updating graphics on about 1,700 white vehicles instead of repainting them avoided another $5.7 million.
Those two decisions alone account for $10.5 million. Buying office supplies directly from the county’s vendor saved about $200,000 a year. Fuel rebates, maintenance discounts, and scheduling changes add more. Together the quantified items total approximately $32.8 to $33.8 million in savings and avoided costs.
The sheriff’s office spokesman has also pointed to the uniform and vehicle decisions as part of the rebranding from a police department to a sheriff’s office without the full cost of new colors and paint.
Sheriff Rosie Cordero-Stutz says her office has already cut or avoided roughly $33 million by keeping the old brown uniforms, not repainting the cars, trimming IT costs, and dropping the Sergeant-at-Arms detail. She says the savings are real and the work is just starting.
Whoopi nearly throws up after Stephen A. Smith gives her the simplest solution to settle all her complaints about Trump.
She said Trump can’t explain how he treats minorities, women, or the war.
Smith suggested something she couldn’t stomach: “INVITE HIM and see if he comes.”
The panel erupted. The hostility was so fierce that Smith backpedaled just to bring down the temperature.
FACT CHECK: The View claims they’ve already invited Trump, but the only “invitations” on record are Joy Behar’s on-air dares.
In October 2024, when Hasan Minhaj asked whether they’d actually have Trump on, they answered NO! Sunny Hostin said, “I don’t think you normalize him,” and Whoopi said it would be “not advantageous for our audience.”
🚨 BREAKING: Federal agents just BUSTED a woman running a decade-long $6M marriage fraud ring in Mass!
Charged up to $40K per sham marriage and stole $124K in SNAP benefits—all while investing millions overseas.
No more cheating the system. Law and order is back! 🇺🇸🔥