Jason Jacomo

The guy with the gypsy curse

[Jason Jacomo @ElTioLukee]

I’m officially putting the ‘22-‘23 winter bender to rest. It was long one. It was a rough one. It has been my favorite one so far. Every second was with people I love. “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened” -Dr. Seuss

[Jason Jacomo @ElTioLukee]

I ain’t got no face

[Jason Jacomo @ElTioLukee]

Stay out of the corn Luke

[Jason Jacomo @ElTioLukee]

What a fucking nightmare

[Jason Jacomo @ElTioLukee]

“You’re complicated” oh thanks. That’s definitely not going to rattle around inside my head for the next three months. Fuck it. Another shot of Rumple minz for the table?

[Jason Jacomo @ElTioLukee]

Got approval from the lady friend to break out the flamingo shirt for bingo tonight. Fuck yeah, go birds dickhead

[Jason Jacomo @ElTioLukee]

I’m in my prime

[Jason Jacomo @ElTioLukee]

I’m feeling yellow again baby

[Jason Jacomo @ElTioLukee]

Objects in motion stay in motion

[Jason Jacomo @ElTioLukee]

It was never about bingo

[Jason Jacomo @ElTioLukee]

Why didn’t we sub D Rose…

[Jason Jacomo @ElTioLukee]

We should have subbed D Rose…

[Jason Jacomo @ElTioLukee]

Go home Luke

[Jason Jacomo @ElTioLukee]

Ball up top

[Jason Jacomo @ElTioLukee]

Thinking about the Kawhi plant guy. I hope he’s doing alright these days

[Jason Jacomo @ElTioLukee]

If that little fucking rock spider alien ends up dying in that Hail Mary movie I’m going to break down

[Jason Jacomo @ElTioLukee]

Robb Stark is the true King of the North

[Jason Jacomo @ElTioLukee]

My bad

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I be depressed at Walmart sometimes

[Jason Jacomo @ElTioLukee]

Someone put me on the car wash check out and I’m stunned I never thought of it

[Jason Jacomo @ElTioLukee]

I’ve been trapped in a platonic hallmark movie for two months that’s been slowly killing me