Le Céréales Buteur

Normand d'origine Catalane.
Ça donne le Thon 🙄

[Le Céréales Buteur @ElUsfm]

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[Ali ⓯ @AliRMC8]

شخص يصلح مشاكل كاس العالم الشهيرة😂

[Ali ⓯ @AliRMC8]

شخص يصلح مشاكل كاس العالم الشهيرة😂

[Vfynn_🥷🏼 𐙚 @Vfynn_]

🚨🗣️ Oliver Kahn on how Bayern Munich got “robbed,” pointing to a penalty incident on Joao Neves and a second yellow for Nuno Mendes not given:

“I’ve been in this game for decades, as player, captain, and now in the club and I have NEVER seen three clearer decisions ignored in one Champions League night. This wasn’t a football match, this was a robbery in broad daylight and every single Bayern fan knows it.

Let’s start with the Nuno Mendes incident. He’s already on a yellow card, everyone knows that. The ball comes in, and his arm is clearly out, there’s a clear handball. Now, we can debate intention all day, but the modern interpretation is about position and impact, and his arm is in an unnatural position blocking play.

That alone puts him in serious trouble. When you’re already booked, you simply cannot take that kind of risk. It’s basic football intelligence. That should be a second yellow card, no discussion. Instead, the referee looks at it and decides… nothing. No accountability, no consistency. So what are players supposed to think? That the rules change depending on the moment?

And then we come to the penalty situation, which for me is even more shocking. Vitinha clears the ball, yes but what happens next is the key point. The ball makes contact with Neves’ hand inside the penalty area. I keep hearing people say, ‘oh, it came off a teammate’, so what? Since when did that cancel out a handball?

The laws of the game don’t say ‘only if it comes from the opposition.’ A handball is a handball if it creates an unfair situation, and here it absolutely does. His arm is involved, the ball changes its path, and Bayern are denied a clear opportunity. At this level, with VAR available, how do you not give that?

And then, to top it all off, you book Luis Díaz for protesting? For reacting to a clear foul that isn’t given? So now we punish players not just with wrong decisions, but for showing emotion about those wrong decisions? This is unbelievable. You are asking players to be robots in moments where everything is on the line.

You cannot tell me Bayern Munich weren’t affected by this. These are game-defining moments. A red card changes everything. A penalty changes everything. Instead, both situations are ignored, and we’re left talking about the referee instead of the football. That’s a problem.

At this level, the Champions League, the biggest club competition in the world, you expect clarity, you expect courage, and above all, you expect fairness.

Tonight, we got none of that. And if this is the standard, then we have a serious issue in European football, because clubs invest everything to compete here, and they deserve better than decisions like these deciding their fate.”

[Le Céréales Buteur @ElUsfm]

@romuald_correia @Ayleune

[Footballogue @Footballogue]

Jérôme Alonzo, en tant qu'ancien gardien, ne veut pas entendre parler de "𝗟𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗘" quand on parle des 𝗧𝗜𝗥𝗦 𝗔𝗨 𝗕𝗨𝗧 ! ❌❌

"𝗔𝘃𝗲𝗰 𝗺𝗼𝗶, 𝘁𝘂 𝗼𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗰𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘁. 𝗝𝗲 𝗻𝗲 𝗹𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝘀.

Tu as déjà entendu un vainqueur d'une séance de tirs au but dire : 'on a gagné à la loterie' ? 𝗖𝗲 𝘀𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗱𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗾𝘂𝗶 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗰̧𝗮. Les vainqueurs, eux, soulignent le fait qu'ils l'ont préparé.

Pour les tireurs, c'est un exercice extrêmement difficile qui demande une maitrise mentale, de ses émotions, et une maitrise technique. 𝗖'𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘂𝗻 𝗲́𝘃𝗲́𝗻𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗾𝘂𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘂𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗱𝗲 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝘀 𝗾𝘂𝗶 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗻𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗷𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗰 𝗰𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗹𝗮̀.

𝗨𝗻 𝗽𝗲́𝗻𝗮𝗹𝘁𝘆 𝗱𝗲 𝗹𝗮 𝗴𝗮𝗴𝗻𝗲 𝗮̀ 𝗹𝗮 𝟵𝟯𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝘂𝘁𝗲, 𝗰'𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗱𝗲́𝗷𝗮̀ 𝗱𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗲 𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗿 𝗲𝗻 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝘁 𝗹𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻. Retranscris ça à une CAN ou à une Coupe du Monde...

𝗣𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗨𝗡 𝗧𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗨𝗥, 𝗖'𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗨𝗡𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗟𝗜𝗘 !

𝗠𝗼𝗶, 𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗾𝘂𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗲𝗻, 𝗷𝗲 𝗷𝗼𝘂𝗮𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘂𝗿 𝗰̧𝗮. Parce qu'à mon époque, si on prenait les 5 tirs au but, personne ne disait jamais rien."

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[MadeInMarseille @muchacho13014]

On savait d’avance 🥲

[Eliès 🇩🇿 @Elies13700]

ptdrrrrrrrrr le virage nord fermé à cause des fumigènes, les supporters du virage sud lancent des feux d’artifice et font encore PIRE j’aime trop mon club

[BeFootball @_BeFootball]

🚨🚨 DES BAGARRES AU BORD DU TERRAIN, DES BAGARRES EN TRIBUNE PRESSE, DES ÉCHAUFFOURÉES ENTRE JOUEURS 🤯🤯

MAIS ?!?!?!?!?!

[Le Céréales Buteur @ElUsfm]

@FrenchRapUS @A_glln c'est terminé 😢

[Le Céréales Buteur @ElUsfm]

@footmercato Allemagne 💥

[Foot Mercato @footmercato]

🚨On vous fait gagner un des nouveaux maillots adidas de la Coupe du monde 2026 ! 🎁

👉 Pour tenter ta chance, RT ce tweet et dis-nous le maillot de ton choix dans les commentaires.

TAS demain 18h ! ⏳

[Le Céréales Buteur @ElUsfm]

@Remi_Dormeau @Romain_Molina Il se prend trop pour Édouard Ticle lui

[Cerfia @CerfiaFR]

🇨🇳🚗 EN IMAGES | Des millions de véhicules rentrant de vacances ont créé un embouteillage de 24 HEURES en Chine, au péage de Wuzhuang : c’est le plus grand du pays avec 36 voies. 🤯

[🏴‍☠️ Monkey-D-Jonathan 🏴‍☠️ @DeMolJonathan]

@CerfiaFR Tout simplement

[Le Céréales Buteur @ElUsfm]

@fiakinho @ayleun mdrrrr

[Le Céréales Buteur @ElUsfm]

@Remi_Dormeau @AuRupteur @A_glln Clairement 😂😂

[proublos 🌹 #SherazadeSemsarOUT @proublos]

il est l’heure de montrer ce qu’est une INSTITUTION et de l’exclure du groupe pour demain

[Le Céréales Buteur @ElUsfm]

@JPUSFM @ManCity Lâche ta bière stp 😂

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@Monty_Brogan69 @Remi_Dormeau

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@JPUSFM @RCSA 😂