I thought this was so awesome and affirming and then like an hour later I saw a spreadsheet breaking down why she (and many other celebrities) aren’t actually Latina I hate this dumpster fire of an app so much
moving to the east coast was the biggest mistake I’ve ever made bc now I have to wait until 8 O’-FUCKING-CLOCK for all my west coasts friends to respond to my random messages throughout the day and I’d rather be waterboarded
I didn’t realize liking pop music and wanting to be updated on new releases meant being drafted into a never-ending culture war of bored people on Twitter making everything a slight against them, personally.
Loyalty programs in 2024 are a joke. Like, “Gee willikers, mister! You’re sayin’ if I spend $100 on coffee I’ll get a WHOLE DOLLAR off my next order? No foolin’?”
As young kids whenever my sister and I would be told to go play in the backyard we would pretend that we were in this one SpongeBob game and that we were fighting enemies from the game that dropped imaginary money that we would trade with each other for superpowers.
This is a pretty good example of how you interact with video games differently when you're younger, and that causes you to get attached to games in a way you can't replicate as an adult. And this is where a lot of unconcious biases, simply saying "nostalgia" is not sufficient.
When I first got this phone number I would get calls asking for someone named “Lindsay” who I have to assume had this number before me. Well today, over a decade later, I got a call from a police detective in Washington asking for Lindsay again.
all my coworkers being at least 20 years older than me is perfectly fine until I offhandedly mention that I’m tired and everyone starts on that “you don’t know what tired is” shit like please it’s not a competition I just have sleep issues
Love having the annual conversation with my doctor where I refuse an STD screening because I know I don’t need one and she fully doesn’t believe me and so I wind up getting one anyway
Enjoy this sneak-peek at tomorrow's Gameplay Reveal!
Rook and Varric arrive in the stunning - and seedy - city of Minrathous. Little do they know what dangers await. Tune in tomorrow to find out: https://t.co/UGVqA1ZiTE #DragonAge
i love sweet-potato fries except for the part where after your order sweet-potato fries you hear audible groans from the kitchen staff that now have to make a fresh batch of sweet-potato fries (nobody orders sweet-potato fries)
I accidentally convinced an entire crowd of people that I knew how the New Jersey transit system works and ended up leading them onto our train at the last second. At least, I sure fucking hope it was our train. Otherwise I might not make it back to California in one piece.
When people ask about my tattoos I’m genuinely so caught off guard like wdym you’re interested in the images I paid to have permanently carved into my body?