El Chopernos

aspiring relaxed cricket hedonist | twitter's one man 🏅 committee | friend of @bnp_cricket

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How we have missed Ben Stokes doing full jaffa, corker, beauty level over-acting for a straight ball that has him clean bowled

Umm no

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Nathan Smith does have a pornstache, doesn't he?

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Massive cloud cover
Overcast skies
Lots of seam and swing
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*Urgent request*: A 4-year-old child battling *#bloodcancer* is currently admitted at *Wadia Hospital*, *Parel*, and is in urgent need of #blooddonation (O -ve)

If anyone is able to *#donate*, it would be a *great help*

For more details, contact [phone]
Thanks 🙏

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There's something in your eye...

[LEGEND NEWS @LegendNewsin]

A deeply touching CCTV video has gone viral showing a #Blinkit delivery agent taking a moment to practice a few shots with a cricket bat before gently kissing it and leaving for work.

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What a total beaut!
https://t.co/yQhb6kgTSb

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Wait till Rattlesnake ReeTinder Singh Sodhi comes on
~ @knittins

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Guys, so many wickets for Hinge... I think even Anil Bumble will take lots of wickets on this pitch amirite

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@GrokMaker @filbuddi @OsmanSamiuddin That tweet also gets filed under "come to think of it" :D

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Re-reading this absolutely brilliant piece by @OsmanSamiuddin :)
https://t.co/fb2idbAiYE

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@AMP86793444 Anil Kumble
@cricadharsh

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@AMP86793444 I think this is that cricket guy... cannot able to recollect

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Everyone I know in Bombay has a perennial dry cough. It's part of the city's soundtrack.

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@AMP86793444 Yes, you are asking for the one with the bigger shield, right?

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@AMP86793444 The one on the left, right?

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@dibblydobblr @TweetsOfBhogle @arshdeepsinghh :) Thank you!

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Hahahahaha!
@TweetsOfBhogle: Batters scoring 250, what is bowlers' role?
@arshdeepsinghh: Sir, it is to stop the other team under 250
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@rahuulmatlani @TweetsOfBhogle @arshdeepsinghh :D

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@kohliholicc17 @TweetsOfBhogle @arshdeepsinghh Yes

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@Jayaramceo @TweetsOfBhogle @arshdeepsinghh ik