Chris

The best thing about being a woman, is the perogative to have a little fun.

[Chris @El_Draw]

@conroy_bumpus Changy there. Going the bogs after every goal.

[Chris @El_Draw]

@un_mllrd @JamTarts Is right! Work today is cancelled.

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@conroy_bumpus Selfless. Brings a tear to the eye.

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Depressing hearing our fans boo at half time today.

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@mrwithasea Fair point about wastefulness.

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@mrwithasea Don't think Calvert-lewin has done anything wrong there. Holding the ball up well and putting himself about.

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Huddersfield first to everything. No point doing the hard work off the ball if you aren't sharp enough in possession #efc

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@MyToffees Cheers lads. COYB!

[Chris @El_Draw]

@MyToffees No problem. Probably a bit too far for us tonight but thanks for the invite! Do you which channel it is on in case i need to ask bar staff to put it on?

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Had to take our shoes off to go in a bar here. Be chaos if this was Heebies. Smart trainees everywhere.

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@conroy_bumpus Muse being from Devon makes complete sense.

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Watched fuck all of Everton pre-season, but when Stekekenburg is in goal why even look at the result?

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@conroy_bumpus @SamuelWise Just to clarify - Pet Shop Boys, not Muse.

[Chris @El_Draw]

@conroy_bumpus @SamuelWise Same. Was boss.

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@RequestABet Jordan Pickford to have a shot on target

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Thought he was a liability though...

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@nsno_83 28th of July I'm getting hitched. Hoping the coach is back by then.

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On the last train and a fella on the phone keeps saying "HE WHO DARES WINS".

Mate, it's the last train home. That's the opposite of your motto.

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Bobby is going to do it y'know