Welcome to Seb’s

Amo el color rojo casi tanto como amo el chocolate. From Colombia 🇨🇴 with love. Berlin based 🇩🇪

[Welcome to Seb’s @El_Handu]

Leave it to television to teach you important life lessons.

[Welcome to Seb’s @El_Handu]

Marce, tengo que cerrar esta vaina como por un tiempito

[Circe @vocalcry]

Tonight is the perfect time to use this line

[Michael A. Arouet @MichaelAArouet]

We will get together on Monday to monitor the situation carefully.

Have a wonderful weekend.

Your Ursula

[Ivan @ivandvin]

La bandera de Onlyfans a media asta.

[🐓 Sickman Fraud 🐓 @guelelei]

Cada dos meses empieza la tercera guerra mundial en twitter

[M Bleu @soymbleu]

Yo a mis 20:
"Cuando viva sola voy a hacer las fiestas en mi casa".

Yo a mis 30:
"No invito a nadie a mi casa porque me ensucian el piso".

[litquidity @litcapital]

*World War 3 unfolding in real-time*

Europeans: “Let’s pick this up on Monday”

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

europeans prepared to respond…
on monday

[Is EU Concerned? @ISEUConcerned]

Strongly condemns

[doomer @uncledoomer]

are you telling me that Iran had Peter Griffin running their media?

[Sheridan @sherrybucks]

Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.

[BossLogic @Bosslogic]

Aliens. If you're reading this. This is your cue.....

[вlαnc @dqveed]

The fact that we have to fight old
Men to not have sex with children is wild.

[🐲 @isaiaszelada_]

Así me siento cuando escribo mis pendejadas acá