Harlin Anderson

Record Hound. Writer. Beagle Wrangler.

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@PhilMackey JJ needs to spend his off season at the Derek Zoolander Center for QBs Who Can't Throw Good.

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@PhilMackey Fully subscribe to this take. Gotta take a rip here.

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@thorku Kiper gonna go nuts about the value of Thorsday in round two.

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@PhilMackey Did the line suck the last two games? Most definitely. But the moment was too big for him. Everyone saw it in his eyes. That's why his market is so weak. And exactly why I'm doing a total 180 on KOC if they sign him.

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@thorku Morning sir! Big fan of your draft work on Purple Daily. Desperately need some advice. Gotta pick 2 from Terry McL, J. Taylor, and J. Addison for my flex spots. PPR, 5 pt bonus at 100 rec/rush yards. Already starting Darnold, Jettas, and Aaron Jones. Bit of a homer. Thx!

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@jzulgad Most of them don't. And Finch isn't playing the ones who do care enough.

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@SKORNorth Does anyone really want to see this team in the playoffs?

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@StevieVanZandt 24 wasn't enough.

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@PhilMackey @jzulgad Why don't the Wilfs buy the Wolves? Make the call, Zygi!

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@PhilMackey That is just bonkers.

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In the immortal words of Paul Simon, why are the #vikings so soft in the middle?

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@PhilMackey Careful what you wish for.

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@jzulgad @PhilMackey Making my first trip back home to Minnesota in probably ten years this weekend. Finally gonna get to see a game at Target Field. Any suggestions on the best place to sit? Thanks for keeping me connected to the home teams even though I'm down in Texas.

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@jzulgad I almost threw a beer at my TV, but that would have been an even worse decision.

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@SKORNorth Can I come on the show and rant about how Kwesi has been almost as bad as Tim Connelly? Full disclosure: it's not impossible that I end up backtracking.

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And now we get Pagan. I'm outta here.

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The @Twins can't hit because they have a bunch of dudes who can't hit. @jzulgad @PhilMackey

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@SKORNorth The foot is close to the ankle, right?

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@SKORNorth Would have been nice to see Buxton try to steal a base in the 8th. Is that off limits, too?

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@Fosters4Futures @MelaniePacific @BFriedmanDC @MrTAchilles Don't even try to give Texas a pass. I live here. Dumb shits open carry at the fucking dog park. It's cultural and the plague of Republican leadership emboldens it rather than do anything to protect the innocent.