FOODLUM

Legal Practitioner |Ifelaw Alumni OAU Alumni | Mercedes Lover 😍 |

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

A Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom till a Phantom shows up

[Emeka @OInnocxnt]

Normal.
It’s why Bella Naija does not tag grooms in their videos. After money, nothing signals to other women that you’re high value than being married or in a relationship.

[FOODLUM @El_Kakuri]

@kellybonito_BU Olodo gidi

[🔥SANGO OLUKOSO🔥 @Otunbakush1]

I bought an engine at Ladipo about two years ago na appearance engine. Few minutes after we started it, the thing begin knock badly. I called the seller, he told us to bring it back.

When we got there, he said if I want another one, I should add 300k. I just laughed and went home. For like four days, baba dey run me around.

One evening, I went to his shop area and waited for him to close from Ladipo so I could confront him properly. As he reached Toyota bus stop, IRT squad picked him up. He spent the night there.

The next morning, they delivered a correct, clean engine for me, added engine oil and oil filter. even told sent is engineer to come and install it himself. We ran the engine for about 6 hours before I told them to release him….

Those ladipo people dem no dey handle them with sane head.

[FOODLUM @El_Kakuri]

Like mad 😂

[Dems Demo @ProspectorBJ]

@Ol0ye ES350
Camry 2010-2008
Crosstour
All Benz sedan
Police are attracted to them...they stop them

[Chimera @Jero_obem]

@Ol0ye That Santa Fe don't consume fuel at all. Durable car for in-city driving. Police and VIO respect the car cos they believe it's for one cooperate oga or top boss.

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

I drive a 2017 Hyundai SantaFe now.

I have become a police repellent compared to when I drove my Lexus.

They must assume it's some big Alhaji wife that is inside.

Not once have police stopped me since I started driving this car.

Car profiling is real.

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

A girl in Vietnam entered a clothing store but kept missing the saleswoman because they moved at the exact same moments.After about a minute, they finally bumped into each other in a funny “glitch” moment 😂

[UG🇫🇷 @UgwunnaEjikem]

No animal for this world useless pass those dogs wey de sniff bags for Nnamdi Azikiwe International departures.

I ask the handler if the dogs don ever detect anything since ein start this work, two of us burst laugh.

[Mohammed @Mansaah_Musa]

One of my lecturer who was very strict with attendance, lateness to class, stingy with marks and everything you can think of. He later got one Engineering project I think with world bank (not too sure) that he was supervising and all of a suddenly, the man changed 😂

He changed his old car, started wearing expensive clothes. He stopped worrying about attendance, he started coming late to class and even skipping lectures. Even when he is available, he will be cracking jokes with us 😂

All those while, it was sapa that was making him to be wicked

[Dr. HM Okpanachi🇳🇬(MBBS) @Dr_statesman]

@Mansaah_Musa This remind of one of lecturer like this too, he is late now, he got an expatriate job to one African country when he returned he became the most jovial lecturer

[Chuck Haggerty 🏈🏌️ @coach_Haggerty]

@AwedaJoshua @Priye644455 It wasn’t “legitimate” sick leave. She wasn’t sick.
No different than the person who calls off sick and is seen on TV sitting on the 3rd base line of the afternoon doubleheader.
It violates employee code of conduct.
Use vacation, personal time, or unpaid leave and no questions.

[Chuck Haggerty 🏈🏌️ @coach_Haggerty]

@AwedaJoshua @Priye644455 Sick leave belongs to the employer, not the employee.
Personal and Vacation time belong to the employee and they can use those hours for whatever they want.
I retired from a State Agency and saw numerous employees disciplined for misuse of sick leave.

[C @shalliiswago]

went to buy beans but it was too expensive so i bought “iru” cuz it’s low cost beans

[Minister of Jobs @emmanuelbasy]

Wait till the day he tells you that he is packing to his house at ogijo in Ikorodu.

[Adésóyè @victorfatanmi]

Lagos.

[Richard🎀 @rxchxrdszn]

"and e never cut before oo"

[Ewgi @Ssaasquatch]

This is embarrassing. Not sure why organizations do this. If you must engage influencers then why not the sharp people on the TL who talk about the NGX?

[FAREEDA KIRI🌹🌹🌹🌹 @Faridatu001]

I just finished playing FIFA online with a guy from Wales and he beat me 7-1 and he asked me which country am I from and I said Ghana... Couldn't let Nigeria down like that 😂😂😂

[EL REY, THE MEAT MAN😮‍💨😮‍💨 @benueboypj3_]

I hope say no be kunu be millet mocktail??😭😭