The Crack Hag of Bog Creek

Idk what to use twitter for anymore.
Smash ultimate :D

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Oh hey they finally let me unlock my account after only four years

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@kristenschaaled @LastManFOX @OrvilleIV You could do better, anyways, sweetie! This show sucked lmao

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@realkareemdream @iwhosee @realDonaldTrump This was a bipartisan act from senators and congressmen; Donald Trump doesn't get any fucking credit lmao

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@realkareemdream @iwhosee @realDonaldTrump Don't come to his defense, you just look like a self-hating black man now

[Randy Bryce @IronStache]

.@SpeakerRyan wanted $30 million from Sheldon Adelson for his SuperPAC, but it's illegal for Representatives to ask for that much money. To avoid the law, he went into the hallway while his friend asked.

Get big money out of politics. End Citizens United.
https://t.co/SehIiDQxzs

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@0DanSmith Idk why but this doesn't make me laugh at all.
Does this mean Andy Samberg is going to work with half-decent writers again?

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@DGB_JAIID @mikefarb1 Can Aspergers help you to learn multiple languages?

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@ShaunKing @WaffleHouse Can't someone just walk up and knock the pig unconscious?
For all we know this is just some dude wearing a bulletproof vest as a fashion statement

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@OrvilleIV how the fuck did this show even make it to season 4?
by the end of season 1 weren't there like 20 last people on earth?
it sucks because the cast is really great, but the writing is just god awful

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@Despereaux4

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@Despereaux4
hey Johnnyboy had to sing softly lol
https://t.co/4KQrMQkyeS

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@DearAuntCrabby I think they're all Russian trolls talking amongst themselves.. only non-Americans don't recognize this photo lmao

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oh my fucking god 😂😂😂 https://t.co/WmF6I7akC4

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@CBSNews this question is redundant - evangelical values are easily compromised and put up for sale because they're based on the inbred fantasies of isolated zealots.

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@Zak_Bagans pure genius

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dig down in your dirtbag and roll us out a spleef

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@RealSheriffJoe somebody throw this fat redneck piece of shit in prison for crimes against humanity

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they should write utilities bills on a scroll of parchment and tie it to an arrow before firing at the side of your house. it makes more sense

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@CBSNews OH REALLY?? THAT'S THE BIGGEST MISTAKE??

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Wish I wasn't so clingy. Talked to a French girl for a couple of hours and now I've got butterflies. Let me be satisfied with the life I have -.-