Johnaldo

Baja Blast? More like doing my Baja Best

[Michael @TheMG3D]

It’s against the law to impersonate a doctor

[stew garlic @strwberryvape]

Sorry for texting back instantly, my phone is in my hand, I'm mature and I like u

[Johnaldo @El_Pre5idente]

@urgirlmadss Answer is no, but gonna need more just to be sure

[Johnaldo @El_Pre5idente]

@yagirlsarina24 Dream girl honestly

[Johnaldo @El_Pre5idente]

Liked

[Johnaldo @El_Pre5idente]

Note to self. Don’t go on hinge hungover. Can’t spit game if you can’t think straight.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Men love calling women whores when they’re the ones sending unsolicited dick pics begging for our attention

[rue 𖤐 cw: black clover! @pixelsushis]

Watching One Piece isn't enough I need to destroy the World Government myself

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ⋆.𐙚 ̊ evie @cinnamxchi]

If flirting doesnt include a lil bit of bullying, I dont want it

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[OrangeMaxxing FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG]

Nothing more Israel than holding Muslims hostage

[miia @miiagarro]

men will say "well at least i'm not selling my body" and then join the military

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Quick reminder that Democrats tried to sabotage Mamdani, because the establishment is terrified of actual left wing politicians.

[Doctor @DipshikhaGhosh]

Do lads forget they have a mother when you abuse, restrict, molest, harass, rape, murder women every day?

[Praise @tufpraise]

This is how white people tell history.

[Crilly @m_acrylic]

drake... wheres the house?

[Johnaldo @El_Pre5idente]

Don’t know if this is a hot take but I’d date an OF girl because if other dudes aren’t actually getting to touch, who cares if you make money off the window shop??

[Laurenkimripley @laurenkimripley]

Would you date me even though I have onlyfans?

[Johnaldo @El_Pre5idente]

Things Dracula said. Probably.

[𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔵𝔦 ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @bitsypoison]

let me in, i’m the right one

[Johnaldo @El_Pre5idente]

@nicolee_1996 Yea don’t waste time with men who will “test”. Tea ones communicate and don’t mind a double text. I’d rather be excited to talk to you and double text then be waste time wondering if you actually care.