Walter

West Coast Elitist. Food Adventurer. Fútbolero, Gamer, Sneakerhead, and Techie. Former FCD Podcaster. 🇲🇽

[Walter @El_Quimico]

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[Walter @El_Quimico]

Imagine having to teach your kids about the “Birds and the Bees” Feat. Alternative Conception methods all because of an ad at @NewYorkRedBulls game.

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Nadie :

Messi llegando al mundial 2026

[Walter @El_Quimico]

COME ON STAGE ACCIDENT 🤞🏽

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lol “Big Beautiful Bill”

[Walter @El_Quimico]

Yeah, firing Nico is what we all want. But he’s now clean whatever blackmail someone has on him, or “favors” he got under the table, he’s pretty much clean of.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

@ShamsCharania imminent | adjective | ready to take place : happening soon

[Walter @El_Quimico]

DO PROFESSIONAL TEAMS NOT PRACTICE PKs ANYMORE?! #MLSCupPlayoffs

[Walter @El_Quimico]

lol FCD

[Walter @El_Quimico]

We live in a world where the Rush Hour movies have to be rented on all the available platforms.

[Walter @El_Quimico]

The #reversejuju is alive and well. You’re welcome, FCD.

[Walter @El_Quimico]

@kev_egan we love ya but please tell me there will be a graph showing the standings movement throughout tonight’s games! Love seeing the chaos in a graphic!

#MLS360

[Walter @El_Quimico]

Matthew 24:36.

Anyway, for those that are for sure getting picked up tomorrow, please think of us heathens who are probably stuck here. Since you can’t take anything with you, I’ll need funds to stay alive. DM your Zelle, CashApp, Apple Cash.. whatever helps.

#HailZorp

[Walter @El_Quimico]

Jim Curtin would fire up the FCD Academy pipeline anew. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Walter @El_Quimico]

Hey @Forney_PD. Want to make some easy money and prevent accidents?

Have an officer sit at the light on the eastbound 80 service road at Clements. Have almost been side-swiped every day that I turn from jackasses feigning ignorance who use the middle lane to turn.

[Walter @El_Quimico]

Fuck, man.

It’d be nice to see some cosmic beams from the sky or some sort of divine intervention happen by now.

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: At least two children have been injured after a shooting unfolded at a high school in Colorado, the local fire department said.

https://t.co/e9yOIQLx9x

[Walter @El_Quimico]

So is this #PotatoSaladWithRaisinsVSSushi?

#USAvsJPN

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lol of course Son’s first goal is against FCD. 🤣

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Damn.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

We got the Trump gamer tax before GTA 6

[Walter @El_Quimico]

The downfall of can’t come soon enough. WTF is this?