clay la stove

I feel like being on this site is going to eventually facilitate my inevitable downward spiral into the endless abyss that is social media. Fuck it -.-

[clay la stove @El_Stove]

Ehh.....Maybe tommorow https://t.co/sUAQ8984sI

[clay la stove @El_Stove]

I'm glad someone else relates to the fact that double choclate muffins have found there way into the lives of so many. https://t.co/4u1vHk8kTM

[croissant sandwhich @hannaharlene]

I've never been so in love. 😍😘😊

[clay la stove @El_Stove]

Norm life Baby.
We're White and oh so Hetero
And our sex is missionary.
- M.M.

[clay la stove @El_Stove]

So much alcohol. So little Captain Crunch........

[clay la stove @El_Stove]

@hannaharlene those answers did not shock me

[clay la stove @El_Stove]

Tennis Balls and how they are effecting YOUR DAY TO DAY LIFE.
The answers MAY SHOCK YOU! https://t.co/un3tGDfEbt

[croissant sandwhich @hannaharlene]

Thinking about doing a live video... any ideas for a topic?

[clay la stove @El_Stove]

Oh, so your just going to pretend you lost my number.
;p lol https://t.co/4hVzCvZOyr

[clay la stove @El_Stove]

Inappropriate Fun fact:
Periods are like fire ants. . .
They both destroy lawns.

[clay la stove @El_Stove]

@sir_arkansas lol :p jk

[clay la stove @El_Stove]

So my old friend
After countless unwarranted advances,lude commets and outright derogatory remarks. You've finally come 'round.
I ACCEPT! https://t.co/tcXD6jvN96

[clay la stove @El_Stove]

What am i doing up at 3 in the morning you might ask?
To that i say,What if you don't?
Mmm...quiet the conundrum
*sips alchohol -pinky out-

[croissant sandwhich @hannaharlene]

Me and @El_Stove

[clay la stove @El_Stove]

Me: You squirrely little limey bastard, I finally found you
Remote: Why must you call me names .....

[clay la stove @El_Stove]

I just blew a spit bubble. And you know what I'm not ashamed. Just a little drunk lol. Your never to old to be a kid.

[clay la stove @El_Stove]

For anyone feelin stuck.The thing that feels old now was new to u once.U were looking for it then,& its Never to late to start looking again

[croissant sandwhich @hannaharlene]

"I don't do stand up, that's why I stay seated" @El_Stove I hate you

[clay la stove @El_Stove]

Having responsibility is for the responsible.

[clay la stove @El_Stove]

"Just another surgery tonight,
Well if you amputate the loneliness,
Anesthesia dims the lights." -MCR

[clay la stove @El_Stove]

:But if there is somethin goin on
And I'm not sayin somethins goin on
But if there is somethin goin on
This is how we find out
#iLovelogic

[clay la stove @El_Stove]

@sir_arkansas It was on purpose. I was trying to be that cool referencey hipster type guy that broods about relatable things and rainbows.