Elizabeth Goertz

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[Elizabeth Goertz @El_Summers]

who wore it better

[Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka_]

hey guys we finally found the looting everyone has been talking about

[°‧₊｡𖦹°‧ ʸᵃᵐ⋆⊹˚.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ༘ ⋆｡˚♡ @imwatchingshows]

YES i’m bringing this one back

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

do you think the end of the roman empire felt this boring to live through

[river to sea. @yomiswan]

i hope that as we all acknowledge this, we stay aware of the fact that palestinians do not need to uphold pristine moral good in order to deserve freedom, safety, and self-determination. they do not need to be perfect victims whose resilience and kindness we turn into a fantasy.

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

The Democratic Party is a cult. Anything liberals say about Trump and the blind loyalty of his supporters applies tenfold to themselves.

[Graeme Games 🆖 @graeme_games]

Nominating James Marsden playing James Marsden into a deeply stacked acting category is funnier than anything Jo Koy said tonight.

[reb @rebmasel]

due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be spiraling

[Elizabeth Goertz @El_Summers]

"Welp...I'm on sword Etsy now" - my husband

[Elizabeth Goertz @El_Summers]

My mom's phone died while we were chatting so she fired up her laptop to send me an email just in case 🥹

[Elizabeth Goertz @El_Summers]

Why don't all pickle jars have a little pickle elevator like cornichon jars? Seems like a massive oversight

[Elizabeth Goertz @El_Summers]

ACAB includes football refs

[Elizabeth Goertz @El_Summers]

The highlights reel before halftime was a dropped ball highlight, these editors are trolling so hard

[Elizabeth Goertz @El_Summers]

Accidentally took a 3 hour nap after work so now it's time for me to send thousands of Instagram reels to Sam until I can fall asleep again

[Elizabeth Goertz @El_Summers]

Our regular goat cheese grandpa wasn't at the farmers market this morning and now I'm worried about him :( but I can't look him up because after 6 years of buying chevre from him we still only know him as "the goat cheese guy"

[Elizabeth Goertz @El_Summers]

There's nothing more humbling than reaching your watch's exercise goals while doing a mundane task. I just hit my weekly zone limit while pooping.

[Elizabeth Goertz @El_Summers]

I need y'all to stop inviting me to Barbie themed events I don't own this much pink!!!

[Elizabeth Goertz @El_Summers]

Me listening to the #BarbieTheMovie soundtrack

[JP @jpbrammer]

so sorry for my delay in getting back with you! I have been beset by calamities