Here I Am

Son of The Soil ✊🏾

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

there's a lot of love in not bothering the one who decided not to choose you

[Dr. B @Vintage80sbaby]

Sept 1- Dec 31.
Locked in.
I need to get my life in order.

[Investing Addict @InvestingAddict]

How my girl feels after buying me a coffee on vacation when I paid for the flights, hotels, meals, and every single activity.

[Annieberry @richieann]

Sometimes I wonder why life introduces us to people we were never meant to end up with.

[Minister of Jobs @emmanuelbasy]

According to the way I planned my life from secondary school, today was supposed to be my swearing in ceremony as Governor of my state.

[Chicken Catcher🐔 @Only1Etubo]

After this life, please don’t involve me in any other life. When I die, I simply want to cease to exist. No reincarnation, no afterlife, just let me rest in nothingness.

[*DeX* 🩵 @soulanchortz]

when the voice note doesn't record and you have to laugh again

[nerd with adhd @sidinkd]

that's why im on twitter, everyone is either su*ci*al or horny or political.

[🦦 @theeferalotter]

Dreams are weird, what was I doing in King’s Landing ?😂😂😂😂

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I really fucking hate "Contact us for pricing." Just put the fucking price online. I don't want to waste your time and don't want you to waste mine. Let me know up front if it's in my budget. There is literally no reason for us to interact until I know what it costs.

[Die @DieSampayo]

Messi presentó la renuncia el último día hábil del mes para cobrar el sueldo entero, es uno de los nuestros.

[Riaan Louw @Ringo26]

I want to marry this pass

[Mendonotgetmarried @Mendonotmarry]

She’s saying men are stupid

[Musk Jnr. 🀄🇺🇸Gadgets 🔌 @_FarouqOlami]

Thank you Argentines, it was fun to be one of y’alls since 2014

[Ayatollah Kimani @Steebie_K]

they will pry this app from my cold dead hands

[Harry's 4th nipple @mmarkgm]

how do you become an arms dealer? do you just wake up and start cold emailing dictators?

[ELI @Elishabenson_]

Me on my way to do the dishes then someone tells me to do it.

[Rory Petzer @RoryPetzer]

Because Clicks doesn’t sell eggs.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Standing means it's an easy fix. If they pull a chair over and sit down you’re in serious trouble

[Siv Ngesi @iamSivN]

They don’t want to be loved , they want money spent on them and shared on social media!