Lawrence J. Kaskon

1x Intramural Foosball Champion (16-17) ┇ Professional AirDrop Pundit ┇ Host of #RSHP @BasementSportsN

[Lawrence J. Kaskon @El___Jay]

Let me guess; they wanted Bam Adebayo

[amit @amitisinvesting]

VICE PRESIDENT VANCE:

"We have tried for 21 hours, but we are returning to the United States without an agreement. The Iranians would not accept our best offer."

[Lawrence J. Kaskon @El___Jay]

Scoop B I always knew you were a legit source with reliable information. Here look at my phone

[𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters]

Giannis Antetokounmpo would only sign a contract extension if he was traded to the Miami Heat, per Scoop B.

(h/t: @Fullcourtpass)

[Lawrence J. Kaskon @El___Jay]

Blown 22-point 4th quarter lead in the ECF on James Harden’s resume

[Lawrence J. Kaskon @El___Jay]

Just listened to Sexyy Red sing the Cha Cha Slide

[Lawrence J. Kaskon @El___Jay]

Thank You Fans! #HeatCulture

[Lawrence J. Kaskon @El___Jay]

“Guess who’s back from their Argentinian cruise!”

[Lawrence J. Kaskon @El___Jay]

They’re calling it the greatest tweet of all time

[CelticsUnite @CelticsUnite18]

We need a "Lebronto" name for what Jayson Tatum has done to the 76ers

My favorites:
- Jaydelphia
- Tatudelphia
- JayPhilly

[Lawrence J. Kaskon @El___Jay]

I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons

[Lawrence J. Kaskon @El___Jay]

@AlfidiNick @MikeBartner Not really. She found a cure for cancer that would’ve saved her grandma and humans laughed at her and ignored her so she just wants everyone else to get wiped now.

[Lawrence J. Kaskon @El___Jay]

@MikeBartner Nah you’re right, plot progression and character motivations/growth can’t happen with only 3 episodes left. Definitely only a ‘episode 2-3 thing’.

Sisters Sage has always been a nihilist and this show has ALWAYS done stupid random cameos (even though it was a bit much)

[Lawrence J. Kaskon @El___Jay]

Delivering a hand written letter to your crush to own the libs

[PickensBurgh 🫡 @PickensBurgh]

7:00 PM

📍PPG Paints Arena

[Lawrence J. Kaskon @El___Jay]

@watchthegame14 So it made more sense to stay put and make no improvements to the 6th seed

[Lawrence J. Kaskon @El___Jay]

So the Pat Riley presser went about as bad as humanly possible

-Won’t take a step back to retool
-Cap space a top priority (again)
-Refuses to capitalize on assets
-Still thinks they’re a contender
-Lets valuable players walk for nothing

[Five Reasons Sports 🏀🏈⚾️🏒⚽️ @5ReasonsSports]

Pat Riley reiterated that “we would like to be a cap team in 27.”

Says if current players walk, that would be one benefit.

[Lawrence J. Kaskon @El___Jay]

@whocares0305 @hottakeharry Pat and Nick are aligned on these things

[Lawrence J. Kaskon @El___Jay]

@Major_Passons Broken clock theory

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

With the 21st pick in the 2026 NFL Draft, we select OT Max Iheanachor.

[Lawrence J. Kaskon @El___Jay]

@FarabaughFB Same loser type shit every single year lol

[PickensBurgh 🫡 @PickensBurgh]

LIBERAL DOWN LIBERAL DOWN

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[Lawrence J. Kaskon @El___Jay]

@Major_Passons No, they should do justice by giving Miami a top 4 pick

[Lawrence J. Kaskon @El___Jay]

Thank You Fans! #HeatCulture