Nonso

a census taker once tried to test me... I ate his liver with some Favre beans and a nice Chianti

[Nonso @El_noni]

Lmao. Look at Casemiro. Running after the goalscorer like there’s sand in his boot

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

Criminals are really enjoying in this country.

Zero consequences.

[Nonso @El_noni]

Lmao, sheepstealer just wanted to watch the world burn

[Nonso @El_noni]

This child rode a dragon one time and decided it was time to join the civil war. Numpty.

[Nonso @El_noni]

Alakoba. See as you wicked

[FB eye🇵🇹 @StillFeechi]

Scaloni gats come club football man, he’s very good

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

Messi being an average penalty taker is one of the funniest quirks in football. His technique improved during his years training with Neymar, and Argentina don't win WC 2022 without his penalties. But still! The gods had to give him a debuff!

[. @UcheKl]

A Nigerian man tweeted on Obasanjo’s internet that it’s very normal for markets to be filthy with heaps of trash all over the place.

Shame catch me.

[Oiza @Steadi_lady]

If Temu now remove Nigeria from their app bcos of unethical behavior like this, you’ll be the same people crying that your family & friends abroad refused to provide their IDs/addresses so you could order from Temu since you’re banned.

Smh. 💀

[Nonso @El_noni]

Ferran Torres is an eyesore

[Nonso @El_noni]

@somadina_V 😑😑😑😑

[KING @wahalaMann]

My wife whenever I start eating

[Nonso @El_noni]

LAWMA MD is waiting for governors directive before knowing he has to go and clear waste… and he has a phD

[Nonso @El_noni]

Ngl. This actually helped me sleep relatively early for the first time since the World Cup began.
2 whole hours gap?

[Zach Lowy @ZachLowy]

FIFA had no right putting a two-hour gap between Germany-Ivory Coast and Ecuador-Curaçao. What do they expect me to do, spend time with my family?

[Nonso @El_noni]

I work in IT. Why the fuck was I forced into doing “market storm”?

[Nonso @El_noni]

Been hearing this since forever … the same pitch whenever anyone wants to attract investors to their startup…
they made us leave our office and walk under sun for “market storm” to sign up market people.. “the unbanked”. We know what finally happened.

$331 billion?

[Isaac O. @theisaacola]

Your suya seller, market woman, keke driver. Together they drive 62% of Africa's economy. No major bank has properly designed a product for them. That gap is worth $331 billion.

[Nonso @El_noni]

People are complaining that LAWMA have not been picking up trash in months.. Lagos state govts solution is to write defensive termpaper on twitter and constitute “waste police” 😂😂😂😂

Will the waste police come with garbage truck?

[Nonso @El_noni]

You open an account and “Someone else operates by proxy”

You know how many trainings we go through at work focused on this same thing you causally dismiss?
What is wrong with people?

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

"Look at the absolute foolishness in the quotes."

All because of opening Outlier account.

The single biggest issue for someone based in the diaspora (U.S or U.K) is TAX. More specifically, reporting income tax. In other words, not disclosing monies in your name could be tantamount to fraud. But platforms like Outlier already issues tax forms which makes disclosures easy.

Any other issue is civil not illegal. No one is arresting you because Outlier said so, highest your account will be banned on Outlier if they detect any anomalies. Osim "clearance getting flagged."

Meanwhile, you're not giving anyone your personal details. You're opening the account by yourself and someone else operates by proxy, which in certain jurisdictions is a civil matter for the platform but only fraud if you don't disclose income.

But that wasn't even the focus of the initial post. The focus is that asking for something like this from someone in the diaspora is met with ghosting, other excuses or even accusations of fraud without knowing WHAT Outlier or other data labelling services do.

A simple, "tell me more about this" or "I'm not comfortable opening this account for you" is clear and straightforward.

Indians create outsourcing Agencies because of this and repatriate funds to their home countries through hundreds of similar agencies. Only the black man thinks up individual success as the pinnacle of his achievements and scream FRAUD or SECURITY CLEARANCE if he doesn't understand stuff.

Ask questions, nobody will kee you, onye mpiawa azu.

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

7 – Most carries ending in a shot or chance created on MD1 of the FIFA World Cup:

7 – Viktor Gyökeres (3 shots, 4 cc)
4 – Lionel Messi (3 shots, 1 cc)
4 – Yan Diomande (0 shots, 4 cc)
4 – Arda Güler (3 shots, 1 cc)
4 – Kenan Yildiz (3 shots, 1 cc)

Gunner.

[Justin Wong @JWonggg]

This needs to be lost forever

[Mr Imbuya @Imbuya_media]

"Why should I give you any free and fair elections when I'm also a contestant? I was in the opposition and I suffered and bore it like that. Now, it's your turn - why should I help you when I have the majority (in the House)?"

- Prince Adewole Adebayo narrates what transpired when an umbrella group of political parties met with Pres. Tinubu to seek assurance about a level playing field for all political parties.

[WhoScored @WhoScored]

Declan Rice has 7 G/A in his last 10 matches for England. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🅰️