Elaine Fairchilde

I fucking hate sweepers. I'll steal your shit. I play the steel pan. I'm in search for gold...any ideas on where it's at...dm me. I'm a bitch, honestly.

[Elaine Fairchilde @ElaineFair69]

Fuck smiles. Frown. https://t.co/u5hNM5BtX0

[Maria Alex Beech 🐝 @alexbeech]

A smile means the same thing in every language. #WhatMakesPeopleSoGreat

[Elaine Fairchilde @ElaineFair69]

Hey fuck nuts!!!! I've been quite on here lately because I've been too busy fucking King Friday on Daniels clock. A week long sex a thon!!!

[Elaine Fairchilde @ElaineFair69]

Who wants me to rub my hairy crusty vag on their face?

[Elaine Fairchilde @ElaineFair69]

Mmmmm I'm moist. Wetter than Lake Erie. https://t.co/77nlEeqJnE

[Elaine Fairchilde @ElaineFair69]

Hey you all.... Fuck off. I'm tired of your damn shit. Fuck you, your mom, fuck your cat, your owls, fuck your car and clocks. Fuck you!!!!!

[Elaine Fairchilde @ElaineFair69]

On top of spaghetti, all covered with shit, I lost my virginity when Tuesday sneezed.

[Elaine Fairchilde @ElaineFair69]

Fuck you all. I hope you all shit the bed and turn into a giant dildo.

[Elaine Fairchilde @ElaineFair69]

Who wants to let me rub my dirty ass in their face???

[Elaine Fairchilde @ElaineFair69]

Hey. Fuck all of you. I mean it. All of you can suck an AIDS invested black cock. Follow my foot steps.

[Elaine Fairchilde @ElaineFair69]

I'm going to shit and piss in your garden. I'll be a real HOE in your garden https://t.co/ySlEtFJmHg

[Elaine Fairchilde @ElaineFair69]

So horny for someone to bring over their sweeper and use it on me. Please. Anyone!!!???

[Elaine Fairchilde @ElaineFair69]

So sexyy. OMG. Let me tickle your pickle. Meet me by Daniel's clock @ midnight!!! https://t.co/Qkklf3dBCG

[Elaine Fairchilde @ElaineFair69]

It's Friday nignt. Who wants to come over and bang me for 4 easy payments of $39.99??!?!?!

[Elaine Fairchilde @ElaineFair69]

I am the only true American Idol. Fuck the show.

[Elaine Fairchilde @ElaineFair69]

Fuck me with a cactus and call me Willy Wonka!

[Elaine Fairchilde @ElaineFair69]

Put clothes pins on my nipples and call me Oprah!!!!

[Elaine Fairchilde @ElaineFair69]

I'm your mom! https://t.co/VZ8T4ngLZ4

[Elaine Fairchilde @ElaineFair69]

Rub your balls against my dick nose and call me Bob Saget!

[Elaine Fairchilde @ElaineFair69]

Tweark against my tits and call me Forest Gump!!!!

[Elaine Fairchilde @ElaineFair69]

Slap my ass and call me Alan Jackson!