･✦ 𝖊 ☾*:･

cash app: elanau4ia

[･✦ 𝖊 ☾*:･ @Elanathememe]

Well twitter. I will miss you forever you have given me friends for a lifetime ❤️ but it’s just not the same anymore.

[･✦ 𝖊 ☾*:･ @Elanathememe]

“Does she have alopecia?”
“No… she has cancer”

[･✦ 𝖊 ☾*:･ @Elanathememe]

“Lego my eggo”
“Yep”

[･✦ 𝖊 ☾*:･ @Elanathememe]

“Why is she bald?”
“She has alopecia”

[･✦ 𝖊 ☾*:･ @Elanathememe]

Got a new job again a few weeks ago

[･✦ 𝖊 ☾*:･ @Elanathememe]

Got a new job in November

[Bobak K. Persis @BobPersis]

@JoeBiden Stop abortion at the source.
Vasectomies are reversible.
Make every young man have one.

When he is deemed financially & emotionally fit to be a father, it will be reversed.

What’s that? Did the idea of regulating a man’s body make you uncomfortable?

Then mind your own business

[･✦ 𝖊 ☾*:･ @Elanathememe]

I will send #feetpics for money this is a serious matter I need money to go shopping

[･✦ 𝖊 ☾*:･ @Elanathememe]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Fort Wayne Komets @FWKomets]

GOALIE FIGHT AND @FANTI_29 LANDS ALL OF THEM

[🇵🇸💌 @ang3l0nline]

love bombing is only cool if its genuine and u literally never stop

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Make no mistake: If Congress passes a national abortion ban, I will veto it.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

wdym eating the skin off my lip doesn’t count as eating lunch

[gill @contactabrother]

two tickets for barbie pls

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Weed doesn’t make you lazy your just lazy and using weed as an excuse

[･✦ 𝖊 ☾*:･ @Elanathememe]

Man I wanna just listen to music 24 hours a day it’s the only thing that makes me feel better and I don’t have to think about anything just what words come next in the song

[･✦ 𝖊 ☾*:･ @Elanathememe]

Got a new job in November

[･✦ 𝖊 ☾*:･ @Elanathememe]

got a new job like a month ago

[･✦ 𝖊 ☾*:･ @Elanathememe]

Music is the only thing that makes me feel seen and it’s predominantly free so at least I have that

[𓆦 @minasdemon]

Vegans when they bite their tongues by accident

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

what is it about the 4-6pm nap that makes you wish you never fucking existed when you wake up