Elane Johnson

DeafChick & host of The Witty Biddy Blog/Vlog; deaf activist; @Gothamwriters teacher, DIY-er; dog mama; @TheWritermag, @CNFonline, @Brevitymag, @Hippocampusmag

[rae pagliarulo @noshingshiksa]

The day has come! Pre orders are open for “Getting to the Truth,” the best #writing #conference you’ve ever attended in book form! Get it from @hippocampusmag here: https://t.co/0NoipTbyF5

[rae pagliarulo @noshingshiksa]

Want to improve your #cnf #writing skills, combat impostor syndrome, tackle a complicated family story, or generate a ton of #essay ideas in one sitting? We got you. Pre-orders for “Getting to the Truth” from @hippocampusmag start July 5th!

[Elane Johnson @ElaneJohnson]

@TiffanyHaddish is gorgeous and rocking that stunning gown on the #GoldenGlobes !!

[Elane Johnson @ElaneJohnson]

@AHS_Warranty For the 3rd time in 1 year, we're having a horrible experience w/ AHS. Your rep told us we were good to go & didn't need to do anything else for a plumbing issue, & now we've been denied reimbursement. So tired of AHS, which we used to love.

[Elane Johnson @ElaneJohnson]

Dear God. This egregious display truly is #2020 in a nutshell. I should shave it off & start over at this point. #FMhair #wtfisthis #makeitstop #why #horror #startover #hair #disaster #laugh #noshame https://t.co/3VGVfYgRGB

[Elane Johnson @ElaneJohnson]

@se4realhinton 1st inclination: Noooooooo! 2nd thought: Well, wait a minute, now... (I mean, if YOU’RE writing it, @se4realhinton , then, yes.)

[Elane Johnson @ElaneJohnson]

One of my #favorite things. My #poodle Pepper loves to hug my leg while I write. #puppies #poodles #dogsoftwitter #dogsofinstagram #doglife #WritingCommunity #writerslife

[Elane Johnson @ElaneJohnson]

Watchers, waiting. #dogsofinstagram #puppiesofinstagram #puppylove #puppies #dog #love https://t.co/SW5etAkLeW

[Elane Johnson @ElaneJohnson]

@Theresaroets729 This is my actual reply! https://t.co/nyPivgylNX

[Elane Johnson @ElaneJohnson]

My #awesome #BFF sent the most insane #care package, overflowing with #surprises for Hess and me and even the puppies !! Mostly, though, overflowing with #LOVE ! I love you back ⁦@Blogghetti⁩ ! Thank you for always being wonderful! 🥰😘🧡

[Elane Johnson @ElaneJohnson]

@AHS_Warranty Ridiculous that I've paid for repair, yet my dishwasher remains broken 3 1/2 months later. Waited for hours on hold before YOU hung up. Sent a DM, and crickets. What is it going to take for you to honor your contract??

[Elane Johnson @ElaneJohnson]

@only_mama Because you are awesome and supportive, @only_mama !

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Sigh. Here's the sketch and mock-up I made for the cover of my failed memoir that never found a home. If you're as old as I am, you'll recognize where I got the inspiration for the cover.

[Elane Johnson @ElaneJohnson]

@oinkness Oh, Oindrila (@oinkness)! I hope they are okay. My father's assisted living residence has had three staff members test positive, but we've heard of no residents being infected so far. (I have to find some wood to knock right now.)

[Elane Johnson @ElaneJohnson]

Looking for something fab to read/watch?? @gothamwriters asked me for recommendations. Here.

https://t.co/5OejPbUImz

[Gotham Writers @gothamwriters]

Today's #GWFridayFave comes to us from our very entertaining Fiction teacher, @ElaneJohnson. Here's her recommendation:

[Elane Johnson @ElaneJohnson]

@awiseasss Totally smoked me with two letters. Wow.

[Elane Johnson @ElaneJohnson]

@awiseasss Oh. You totally proved your point with THAT beauty.

[Elane Johnson @ElaneJohnson]

@awiseasss My responses are funnier than yours.

[Elane Johnson @ElaneJohnson]

@awiseasss Ope! You spelled “Like” wrong!!

[Elane Johnson @ElaneJohnson]

@awiseasss Oh, Honey! I know this is about me, but all you have to do is ask, and we can hang out.