Tom Larner

Bearded oaf. Barman. All round terrible bloke. #WGMI

[Tom Larner @Elarno11]

This is going to be the worst but funniest World Cup of all time isn’t it. Nonsense refereeing

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This is gonna be a really weird England squad isn’t it. Maguire not going is wild. He should be starting alongside Guehi.

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[EFL Communications @EFL_Comms]

An Independent Disciplinary Commission has today expelled Southampton from the Sky Bet Championship Play-Offs after the Club admitted to multiple breaches of EFL Regulations related to the unauthorised filming of other Clubs’ training.

In addition, the Club has received a four-point deduction that will be applied to the 2026/27 Championship table.

The effect of today’s order is that Middlesbrough are reinstated into the 2026 Play-Offs and will proceed to the Play-Off Final against Hull City. The final remains scheduled for Saturday 23 May, with the kick-off time to be confirmed.

📘 https://t.co/kGIhl4GksL

[Tom Larner @Elarno11]

Convinced an Arsenal player could just go up to the referee and punch him in the face and not get sent off at this point. Really weird season of Premier League football and officiating.

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Is ChatGPT correct? Surely someone else has won all 5 as a player?

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[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

"He's very lucky"

Should Gabriel have seen red? 🟥

[Tom Larner @Elarno11]

Did Cherki have a photo of himself inside his shorts there 😂

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See also: Conor Gallagher 💩

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Brennan Johnson is the perfect example of a player who is a genuinely appalling footballer but has great physical attributes. Modern day nonsense player.

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@FFSChristie Let’s not get carried away

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Why are football referees such useless fucking cunts. Desperate to get involved. Bullied at school. Little loser pricks.

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Looking forward to Bromley away next season.

[Tom Larner @Elarno11]

Pickford
Trent Maguire Guehi Hall
Rice Anderson
Saka Bellingham Rashford
Kane.
Make it happen. Lots of absolute nonsense players in these two friendlies this week.

[Tom Larner @Elarno11]

@PDThomas75 They won’t sack him. He’ll be gone somewhere in the summer probably won’t he

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Starting Swift and Pack as your 2 holding midfielders today with Adams in front was one of the most baffling decisions Mousinho has made so far. 3-0 down after 30 minutes and he’s sat down writing in his notebook. Has he given up? #pompey

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Amad doesn’t get a penalty but Maguire gets sent off and gives away a pen for basically making exactly the same foul 🥴

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Arsenal bottlejob and complete headloss? Maybe the title race won’t be boring after all.

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Terry Devlin is the greatest right back since Cafu.

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@callumdcfc1 Our owners/recruitment team seem obsessed with finding cheap young options in the hope one of them might turn out to be sellable for a profit. Then stacking the rest of the squad with loans and free agents.

[Tom Larner @Elarno11]

Derby went big to get Agyemang and look where they are, challenging for the playoffs. Rest of their squad isn’t hugely better than ours, but they’ve got a proper physical mobile striker and we have not.

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@callumdcfc1 The injuries are ridiculous & we keep signing players coming back from long term injuries who’ve played barely any football & act surprised when they also get injured.
Yeah Agyemang will get you good money and set you up long term, great bit of business if you can use that money