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It’s all in the wind up

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Ted’s ex-wife is Michelle (Aunty Em), his son is Henry.

And Higgins is the Lollipop Guild.
#TedLasso

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Possible spoilers below.
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If Ted is Dorothy, and Rupert is the wicked witch, who are the others?
#tedlasso

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Can Ted be both Dorothy and the Wizard? I don’t know the rules.

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Honestly the story should be, “Octogenarian falls down, Doesn’t break every bone in body”

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@dan_munz Worst ending: Tom has to kill Shiv, a dragon destroys ATN HQ, Logan’s brother (an important moral anchor but ostensibly a third-string character throughout the series) takes over what’s left of the company.

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@dan_munz Alternate ending: The siblings arrive separately to the same diner. The bell on the door jingles. Ken looks up at the door. Cut to black.

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@dan_munz I would be ok with that.

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Me: We’re not going to school today, it’s Saturday.
4yo: IT’S SATURDAY?!
Me: Yeah. Wait, were you being a pain in the butt before because you thought it was a school day?
4yo: Yeah.
Me: So does that mean you’ll stop being a pain in the butt now?
4yo: Probably not.

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4yo: What kind of truck was that?
Dad: A moving truck.
4yo: All trucks move.
🚛

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@sorkinese @LeoMcGarry

“sudden arboreal stop”

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Doing something you don’t want to do is 3.14159 times more exhausting than eating flaky pastry filled with fruit compote. #piDay2023

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I’m “I know my friends’ birthdays from their AIM screen names” years old.

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I’m sure winning a Nobel Prize is gratifying and all, but have you ever had your toddler eat their whole dinner that you just threw together from foods in your house they refused to eat separately?

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That train to Edinburgh was created by Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss.

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Witnessed the most amazing thing on the train to Edinburgh yesterday. A guy boarded in Wigan & sat opposite me. He went to sleep for an hour.

When he woke up he bought a sandwich, ate it & went back to sleep. (This isn’t a maths test, you don’t need to know the distance/speed).

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I’m never more on top of shit I need to do than when I’m supposed to be doing other shit.

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Is anyone else in a long, silent Cold War about which way to orient the bath mat? Or is this just an us thing?

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@dan_munz “Cable news”
Also, basically all of social media insofar as it falls under the banner of “lifestyle”

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@SteveMartinToGo They have slain the Earl o’ Moray
And laid him on the green

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3yo called it an octopus course, and that’s what it’s called from now on.