Nik Rao

GB Packers, GS Warriors, UNC Tarheels, SF Giants, SJ Earthquakes, and SJ Sharks! AE @ Elastic (My personal tweets)

[Elastic @elastic]

Now in tech preview: Elastic Workflows brings native automation to Elastic Security. Run defined playbooks + call AI agents to reason through complex investigations, right on your alerts, cases, and data. No separate SOAR required. https://t.co/NXIxS7u0th

Join us in-person at #RSAC (Booth N-5678) to learn more about Workflows from our experts.

[Elastic @elastic]

Elastic Security XDR brings endpoint + cloud + identity + network into a single agentic security operations platform, with SIEM, XDR, and automation included. Prevent attacks at their source without the “endpoint tax.” https://t.co/q3m3IA0FPI

If you’re at RSAC this week, stop by booth N-5678 to see in action live.

[Elastic @elastic]

At #GTC2026, we showed how enterprise AI is accelerating, powered by performance, scale, and real partnerships.

What we brought this week:
• GPU-accelerated vector search with NVIDIA cuVS (up to 12x faster indexing)
• A vector database embedded in the Dell AI Data Platform
• GPU-accelerated vector search now on Red Hat AI

Faster indexing. Flexible deployment. Production-ready AI.

[Nik Rao @Elastic_Nik_AE]

Don’t use @GoTickets. It’s a scam!

[Elastic @elastic]

Agent Builder is now Generally Available 🎉

Build context-driven AI agents that understand your data and take action — in minutes.

Chat, analyze, and automate actions with precision.

Learn more: https://t.co/2mF2xk9e6e

[Elastic @elastic]

Join us live to see how Elastic Agent Builder lets you build AI agents that understand your data, reason with context, and take action—all inside Elasticsearch.

Live demo. Real workflows. Prizes included.

https://t.co/S53H2Av69v

[Nik Rao @Elastic_Nik_AE]

Wells Fargo is the worst… move your money elsewhere… anywhere else!

No security procedures to catch fraud, I’m closing my account after decades of being a customer.

Shame on you, @WellsFargo

Do better and take responsibility!

[Nik Rao @Elastic_Nik_AE]

Hey @Ask_WellsFargo - URGENT: Elder Fraud in process (~100k). Victims overseas. Funds confirmed found by receiving bank but WF Phone Support refuses to send SWIFT Recall without physical branch visit. We need an override NOW. WF is abetting in FRAUD. Please DM immediately.

[Nik Rao @Elastic_Nik_AE]

@FrontierCorp It’s unacceptable to claim that your executives are trying to fix something and it’s been 3 weeks and nothing has been solved. I think people have a right to know who they are signing up with and to take a very good look at frontier’s theft.

[Nik Rao @Elastic_Nik_AE]

Don’t ever sign up with @FrontierCorp Worst company ever. Even when their team incorrectly installed the system, instead of fixing it, they decided to give me a hard time and steal $151 from my account for the appointment. Customer service is horrible. Maybe time for a switch?

[Elastic @elastic]

Elastic is named a Leader in the @IDC 2025 MarketScape for Knowledge Discovery 🎉

This recognition highlights how Elastic unifies search, analytics and AI on one platform, helping organizations turn any data into action faster. The details: https://t.co/i3tJ5qPMON

[Nik Rao @Elastic_Nik_AE]

Hey @MicahhParsons11 I have a buddy who is a bears fan that is talking smack about you and thinks he can take you. He’s definitely a few screws loose but want to say anything back to him? He needs to be taught a lesson!

#GoPackGo

[Computer @AskPerplexity]

🚨 BREAKING: AWS and Azure are both down right now

52% of the internet depends on these two companies

Both just failed simultaneously 😭

[Nik Rao @Elastic_Nik_AE]

The most sketch wiring job courtesy of @FrontierCorp!

Doubt it would pass any kind of safety check!

[Nik Rao @Elastic_Nik_AE]

It’s always good when @PGE4Me makes noise late on Thursday night and also drops off a port potty in your clean neighborhood.

On top of it, one of their workers is sleeping in his truck outside of my house… best way to earn a paycheck?

They are just the worst!

[Nik Rao @Elastic_Nik_AE]

#Microsoftteams could easily be the worst collaboration tool used. As soon as the meeting gets more than 20 people, the performance drops significantly.

I’m a big Satya fan but this product needs help ASAP!

[Nik Rao @Elastic_Nik_AE]

Just wasted 45 minutes chatting with 3 agents because @FrontierCorp has the worst customer service. No solution to their tech incorrectly wiring me for 2.5gb while I'm paying for 5gb. #Criminal

Customer experience isn't important to them!

[Nik Rao @Elastic_Nik_AE]

Too many punks in the @NBA but Dillon Brooks is the perfect example of all
bark, no bite… unless he wants to take a cheap shot and injure a player.

#bum

[Nik Rao @Elastic_Nik_AE]

So @GetSpectrum and @Ask_Spectrum claims to have 100% uptime, which means ZERO outages but couldn’t be far from the truth! Another outage and it’s during work hours…

#spectrumoutage #zerohelp #spectrumisbad

[Nik Rao @Elastic_Nik_AE]

Update, wasting my Saturday at @Verizon because they keep screwing up my account and trade-ins. Mistake switching from @ATT but they won’t save me. @VerizonSupport is the worst!