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BabaBooey, Metallica, Go Giants! Oh, and I can get a bit political from time to time. #VoteBlue

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When someone argues with me online.

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@sam90103259024 @samstein There’s an election comming, so all news should stop is a new level of stupid. Congratulations.

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@laurenboebert I like to eat pussy too. Nothing to be ashamed of.

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@NancyMace This and the bathroom stuff. You’re completely obsessed with cocks.

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@CodyBrownBets I’m a Giants fan, Cody. He’ll break your heart.

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@nut_history Jim Joyce blowing the Armando Galarraga perfect game.

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Tom Brady tonight on national television:

“Oh, shit.”

“Absolute piss missile.”

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@CodyBrownBets 43

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@BookofMarkAL Because some people have expendable cash and others are struggling to get by. Make sense now, you stupid motherfucker?

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@RHarlandSmith @JaneNightshade @horrormuseum Maybe take another look at A Few Good Men. Jack Nicholson is in it.

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@mouseinthetrap @videotech Impossible.

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@videotech I sure hope not. That would be a waste.

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@JaneNightshade @horrormuseum It’s an amazing movie and an amazing performance.

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@CinemaTweets1 Which one?

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@NYGovPress This is the exact wrong photo to use.

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@real_Kan_Do That’s her point, dopey.

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@JenniferEValent @AntiToxicPeople In Mary Trump’s book, she told a story about Donald as a little kid. He wanted to play with his brother’s blocks, but his brother didn’t. Their mom said Donald could play with them. He built a building and glued the blocks together so his brother couldn’t play with them any more

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@DKSports 412

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@ManMilk2 Punch Drunk Love is excellent.

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@Gibboanxious The only thing he’s ever done worth watching is Bloodsport, and that has a lot of stupid shit in it too.

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@GiantsNationPod I love how much he uses the word “violence.”