Elb

Wit and charm personified - as well as a bloody big head to match the arse...

[Elb @ElbtheProf]

#BBCGhosts Is it just my livestream that is constantly buffering?

[Elb @ElbtheProf]

@davechannel Please - why is Schitt’s Creek now being screened at silly o’clock instead of 10pm?! I can’t record it!

[Elb @ElbtheProf]

@davechannel Why is Schitt’s Creek screening at 1.20am this week???? Is this permanent?

[Elb @ElbtheProf]

I don’t like the rebranding of @twitter which has invaded my home screen but have decided instead of calling it “X” I shall look on it as a “kiss” and people are sending kisses instead of tweets.

[Elb @ElbtheProf]

@RingGo_parking Yes! I have five different parking apps and you can bet I won’t have the right one if I go somewhere new! Same with EV charging apps - standardise it all, please!

[Elb @ElbtheProf]

@davechannel Did I dream that you are going to be screening Schitt’s Creek from the start? I can’t find any mention of it anywhere!

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

Online hate and abuse ruins lives . . . we need better laws to protect us . A statement following my court case this week . . . and enormous thanks for all your support - it means a lot to myself , Charlotte and Megan . Thank you . Please RT

[Megan McCubbin @MeganMcCubbin]

My stepdad @ChrisGPackham has bared the brunt of obsessive bullies who’ve burnt down his gates, thrown dead animals into his garden + sent death threats. They spread lies and hate because he stands up for wildlife.
I stand by him wholeheartedly
Pls share
https://t.co/koUmfVRCRg

[Elb @ElbtheProf]

@calm 🫴

[Dawn @WonderGoddess51]

My sister made this fantastic video to celebrate @benwillbond's 50th birthday today. He plays the Captain on the BBC show Ghosts. I think it deserves to be seen by more people. So, please watch, like and retweet if you can. #BBCGhosts #HBOMax

[Elb @ElbtheProf]

@CultFurniture Just a suggestion: stop that incredibly annoying chat box popping up on every flipping screen when I’m trying to browse your site! I’ve given up trying to look… I can’t be the only potential customer who finds it off putting…

[Elb @ElbtheProf]

@calm Is there an issue with the Daily Trip today? It says “This is still processing. Please come back later”. I miss Jeff!

[Elb @ElbtheProf]

@AnnekaRice Have you tried weighing the kids down?

[Elb @ElbtheProf]

@nosuchthing @Spotify I’m not a Spotifier but listen via Podcasts and I’m a proud 73k’er. Long may you continue!

[Elb @ElbtheProf]

@Victorianplumb My entire delivery was smashed & despite filling in online form, have heard nothing beyond acknowledgement of that. I am running out of time & need replacement urgently.

[Elb @ElbtheProf]

@Barclaycard My thanks were in response to my e-vouchers being delivered! They have now arrived twice…

[Elb @ElbtheProf]

Thank you @Barclaycard for sorting my missing vouchers promptly.

[Elb @ElbtheProf]

@Barclaycard I exchanged my points for M&S and Amazon e-vouchers on Monday. Points have been deducted but no vouchers arrived. Second time this has happened! Help!

[Elb @ElbtheProf]

@lv Thank you Felicity for your response.

[Elb @ElbtheProf]

@lv Following my mother’s death, I have tried & failed to phone you, being left on hold ad infinitum, interspersed with recorded apologies for being busy. I need someone to contact me!

[Elb @ElbtheProf]

@lv It was a Mutual Investment Bond