Sebastian Carlin

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[Sebastian Carlin @Elcarlin1]

Just lookin for some one to do crazy shit with.

[Sebastian Carlin @Elcarlin1]

@cole_blondino @notwillkaptain Bc Asgard is one of the nine realms not just the floating piece of rock that was destroyed in Ragnarok

[Sebastian Carlin @Elcarlin1]

*airplane lands*
Pilot: Ok, now everyone say seated with your seatbelt fasted until we stop
Everyone on plane: *unbuckles seatbelt*

[Sebastian Carlin @Elcarlin1]

@jamieericksonn Through*

[Sebastian Carlin @Elcarlin1]

Nothin makes me happier than listening to a customer bitch about his wife 3 feet away from her😂😂

[Sebastian Carlin @Elcarlin1]

Y’all goofy.😂

[Sebastian Carlin @Elcarlin1]

Leo: Where’s your trash can?
Me: You’re the trash can.
Leo: *eats wrapper*

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

May 18. #MaximumEffort

[Brian Nichols @BNicholsLiberty]

Scary marijuana stats:

1. 88,000 deaths are annually attributed to excessive use. 

2. Every day, 30 people in the US die in car crashes that involve a marijuana-impaired driver.

3.Teen marijuana use kills 4,700 people each year 

4. Lol jk those stats are about alcohol

[Sebastian Carlin @Elcarlin1]

Need that girl who knows the right time to order Chinese

[Sebastian Carlin @Elcarlin1]

I can only imagine the amazment these people felt when they figure this out. https://t.co/a98CILDASD

[Sebastian Carlin @Elcarlin1]

“Even if I see you walking in to say hi to a friend, I will charge you with trespassing” ~Klein

[Sebastian Carlin @Elcarlin1]

Bruh I would be swimming in change. https://t.co/7h1x0FO622

[Sebastian Carlin @Elcarlin1]

why is our president more childish than my 7 year old brother?? https://t.co/B5WduVYJli

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!

[Sebastian Carlin @Elcarlin1]

i knew you weren't the same the second you said no to McDonalds.

[Sebastian Carlin @Elcarlin1]

Tell me why all i need in life is to have someone who will talk about Stranger Things with me