Geoffrey Greene

Internist by day. Theatergoer by night.

[Geoffrey Greene @Elder_Greene]

@cestanton I still use my IBM Selectric to write letters...which is to say, infrequently.

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@IAmPoliticsGirl It's just political posturing, but yeah. Yikes!

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@Acyn Verge?

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@tedlieu You're gonna need a bigger bag.

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@AdamKinzinger There is no Congress, only Zuuuul!!!

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@SamsungTV @Samsung @SamsungUS You'd have a better chance of surviving as a snowball in hell than getting Samsung to make good on their free @Showtime offers made with TV purchases. #scam #runaround #fraud

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Freddy says there’s only only one way to beat the heat.

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This is what it looks like when 75 pounds of determined Weimaraner leaps directly at you from the spa in order to procure that second Chuckit toy. @chuckittoys #Makefetchhappen

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Facebook and Instagram have been down for over an hour now. Clearly the world is ending!

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@realDonaldTrump Tell them to leave the Capitol Building immediately! This is not law and order. This is anarchy and you are the architect! This is arson and you are holding the match and an empty can of gasoline!

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.@RandyRainbow Now that Trump and Company are backing their bags, perhaps this would be a good time for parody lyrics to “I’ve Got a Little List” from THE MIKADO?

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Accusations of Election Fraud are the new Birtherism.

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I respect supporting local restaurants during the Covid-19 crisis, but really @panerabread Countryside two orders completely wrong in as many weeks?And I mean not even close. Management doesn’t care so why should I? #movingon #McDonalds

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@JoseSPiano As a volunteer I'd never been asked for credentialing before & it never occurred to me that a non-physician might try to play doctor in the sky. It must have happened somewhere. Anyway, I now have this info scanned into my phone. Next time they'll probably ask for a blood test.

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@JoseSPiano As a physician, I've answered the call for assistance on planes a few times. The last time this occurred, I started to rise from my seat only to sink back down when the flight attendant qualified the request by asking only for "a doctor with proof of licensure." 1/2

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I entered the #FridayFortyNYC for @HPPlayNYC on @TodayTix! Get tickets for performances next week at $40 ($20 per Part) #CursedChildNYC https://t.co/k8zKxtyhrW via @TodayTix

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@terryteachout Godspeed Mrs. T. I recently suffered a massive MI which left me with very little residual heart function. I too am on a transplant waiting list and share the attendant frustrations and anxieties as one endures complications while waiting and waiting. Be strong and never give up.

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.@michelleisawolf I just read that your TV show “The Break” has not been renewed by Netflix. I’m deeply disappointed as your uniquely sassy comedic vision seemed the perfect antidote to our toxic political climate. I look forward to your next endeavor. Never give up.

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Fred kicks back in a beach chair after some… https://t.co/wPwkEC58cF

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Snuggle bunnies. #weimaraners #weimaraner… https://t.co/vjpNWAAbSy