Eldon

Professional Internet Shit Talker, and everyone's favorite (former) Safety Services Representative [email protected]

[Eldon @EldonHBird]

@RosaRose____ Umm… I swear it’s average

[Eldon @EldonHBird]

@KentR2024 @crdoggo Dear Richard's friend...

Can you please add me so that I can read your post and pretend to be mad about it...

[Eldon @EldonHBird]

@KentR2024 @crdoggo Can’t even read the hate, this is so sad!

[Eldon @EldonHBird]

@KelinaGoob I’m convinced

[Eldon @EldonHBird]

@eeona_ Can’t believe this, this is so unwholesome!!!

[Eldon @EldonHBird]

Got these for free if anyone has thoughts？

[Eldon @EldonHBird]

@the_mimbo I d

[Eldon @EldonHBird]

@KentR2024 Oh buddy welcome to college websites

[Eldon @EldonHBird]

#thoughtsandprayers to @TheCEOofFemboy, never seen the mald to time ratio so high. Pray for their soul.

[Eldon @EldonHBird]

@KelinaGoob

[Eldon @EldonHBird]

Don’t be sad that it’s over, be happy that it happened

[Palworld @Palworld_EN]

#Palworld Dating Sim💕
"Pal♡world! ~More Than Just Pals~"

Will you remain friends or fall in love?
Or dismantle and eat them...🍴

Pals take off their clothes⁉️ An adult version will also be released🔞

#AprilFoolsDay
*Update for Palworld is coming soon!

[Eldon @EldonHBird]

It’s so joever

[Eldon @EldonHBird]

No more diggy diggy hole #NeverForget

[Eldon @EldonHBird]

The primal dwarf urge to dig a hole

[Eldon @EldonHBird]

Turned off motion smoothing anything else?

[Eldon @EldonHBird]

Now how am I supposed to dramatically run away at midnight leaving a glass shoe… literally 1984

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

People tell me America is over but I just watched monkeys riding dogs at a rodeo.

Check mate.