emma lean 🏳️‍⚧️

god's prettiest mistake (she/they)

[emma lean 🏳️‍⚧️ @EldritchBimbo69]

dear random man at the goth club,

"hey y'all bitches. my friends and I are gonna go smoke, and I ain't talkin cigarettes. wanna come?" is not the winning opening line you think it is

signed,
a bitch

[emma lean 🏳️‍⚧️ @EldritchBimbo69]

at the orthodontist getting gender dysphoria from up close images of my bite, ask me anything

[emma lean 🏳️‍⚧️ @EldritchBimbo69]

dr dumbass reporting in for her 9-5

[Tatanka @Zonkobronco]

Hey so I'm homeless now, if ya got a vouple bucks to toss my way id really appreciate it while i figure this out

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

The democrats saved the day by giving the fascists exactly what they want and folding under zero pressure, we’re so lucky to have them 🤩

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

a phd

[junkdog @junkd0g_]

trans archeologist digging up a cys man’s bones- “oh she was clockkyyy”

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

I do not want better trained Gestapo

[Boob Jobs, Founder and CEO @cool_hot_woman]

shit is getting to such sci-fi nazi apocalyptic HBO-original levels of surreal that it's no wonder we're all starting to suffer collective psychosis. life in the united states feels like a never-ending horrorshow backlit by neon fx and shitty phonk edits

[cav empty @cavempty_]

she let me hit because she has let me hit for generations in an infinite number of past lives in the karmic cycle. sometimes as four horned antelopes, as a speck of pollen on a bluebell flower, or even as algae surrounding hydrothermal vents on the deep sea floor

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

What if mainstream media headlines were actually written like this?

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

This quote coming from the party that spent an entire election cycle telling us that there wasn’t a genocide going on in Gaza and that Biden was tirelessly working for a ceasefire is fucking insane to me

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Every one of us has had a car momentarily drive near us without us shooting the driver three times in the head. It is a level of bravery children possess wandering a parking lot. Even chickens cross the street.

[emma lean 🏳️‍⚧️ @EldritchBimbo69]

men are so funny, just witnessed this exchange, and they both left with a smile on their face

"what's happenin?"
"another day, ya know"
"yeah"

[geryon @R0SYLNS]

groceries? get em delivered. books? buy em on amazon. fuck libraries and bookstores. stop buying cds, vinyls, and dvds, it's all on the cloud! movie theaters? obsolete. subscribe to 10 different platforms instead! stay inside. be afraid of your neighbors. work til you die

[emma lean 🏳️‍⚧️ @EldritchBimbo69]

am I manic or did I have too much caffeine?

the world may never know

[emma lean 🏳️‍⚧️ @EldritchBimbo69]

@IceBanshee_ omg your HAIR!! so curly and cute

[emma lean 🏳️‍⚧️ @EldritchBimbo69]

@m1nny_ Ill occasionally bum a cigarette just to hold it and wave it around cuntily

[emma lean 🏳️‍⚧️ @EldritchBimbo69]

should I have bought these jlip jlops earlier?

[emma lean 🏳️‍⚧️ @EldritchBimbo69]

manic succubus nightmare girl