Dear Mogg
Turbo-charged mega disaster: I was due to have a top-notch convo with Laura K, which would have relaunched my stratospheric memoir but they've screwed things up worse than Nelson at Waterloo. The path of life is strewn with whirlpools.
Gluteus maximus in spandex
Boris
🎶I went to Greggs and the day turned nasty,
Five years in prison for a cornish pasty,
That's cos I. Nicked a pie.
Hurling bricks with all my chums,
I took one on the head and in the plums,
Thats why I. Am inside.
And we said
We want to live like Gammon People.....🎶