Eleanor Bonebit

Offering someone your food and secretly hoping they don'T want it.

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Is it too early to start drinking? - some moron with a clock.

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That awkward moment when you yell "Hey Slut!" in the hall to your friend and 10 other girls turn around

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The awkward moment when everyone is talking during the class but the teacher only hears your voice.

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i should do my homework but that?s exactly what the government wants and i cannot let them win. not again

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Who you are when no one is looking is who you are.

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My cars making a funny sound. *turns up stereo volume*

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"Quality is never an accident. It is always the result of intelligent effort." - John Ruskin

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The words synonym and antonym are antonyms. Well played, antonym.

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FACEBOOK asks me what I'm thinking, TWITTER asks me what I'm doing, FOURSQUARE asks me where I am. Conclusion: Internet is my girlfriend!

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was on my way to see my girl when a bunch of roosters stopped in the middle of the road, I was cock blocked

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I wanna do the drugs the writers of Southpark are on.

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"A great man shows his greatness by the way he treats little men." - Thomas Carlyle

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I have to stop saying 'How stupid can you be?' I think people are taking it as a challenge.

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I'm going to paint my body like his game console and see which one he wants to play :)

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If your pillow fort hasn't got an armory filled with Nerf guns, then you're not really taking pillow forting as seriously as you should be.

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Is that a phone in your back pocket? Cause that ass is calling me.

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? Food ? Bed ? Music ? Twitter ? Cellphone = Perfect day.

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Probably the rudest thing you can do to a stingray is catch it with a fishing pole and then fly it like a kite.

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If I had a time machine I�d go back to Germany in 1933 and change my Facebook avatar to an anti-Nazi logo.