katie a wee

human: existing, doing science, being angry, and looking cute while doing it 💅

[katie a wee @EleanorJEyre]

Thread of random quotes from my house because we seriously deserve a sitcom:

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

There’s gaslighting, then there is blowtorching an oil refinery, and then there is this…

[katie a wee @EleanorJEyre]

The audacity of my ex to see Taylor Swift when he’s literally jake gyllenhaal

[katie a wee @EleanorJEyre]

@emilykmay Kirkland sheets from Costco!!!!!!!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

today is really hard for girls who like hot dogs and look really good in red lipstick but don’t want to be mistaken for patriotic. keep us in your prayers 💔

[katie a wee @EleanorJEyre]

@probablyham Yogurt tampon

[katie a wee @EleanorJEyre]

Can’t sleep without going pee. Can’t go pee without getting up. Can’t get up because I’m sleepy…

[katie a wee @EleanorJEyre]

@kg_h_7207 Why are you so obsessed with me?

[katie a wee @EleanorJEyre]

The white homeschoolers I grew up with that are suddenly woke now and blame their parents for their behavior…

[🫶🏾 @theericklouis]

White people will never understand that them little “phases” they went through as kids were life altering experiences for us. Your phases turned into our triggers, our funerals, our incarceration, our need for therapy

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

they don't make movies like these anymore:

[katie a wee @EleanorJEyre]

Someone do something dramatic I’m so bored

[katie a wee @EleanorJEyre]

@filledwgalaxies I did not take diction classes so I’m just sitting here trying to figure out how to talk w my teeth

[katie a wee @EleanorJEyre]

“Martha Stewart is on the cover of Sports Illustrated”

“Martha Stewart doesn’t even play any sports???”

[🇦🇲🇵🇸 @armeniansuite]

ENOUGH OF THE GOOD DOCTOR. let’s talk about real autism representation

[katie a wee @EleanorJEyre]

@OgLakyn I had an Uber driver recently inform me that he no longer picked up luggage for passengers because he actually HAD injured himself from picking up luggage and realized there are no protections

[katie a wee @EleanorJEyre]

@JosiahHawthorne

[katie a wee @EleanorJEyre]

Anyways here’s me being simpy https://t.co/MgmIHCLEJ4

[katie a wee @EleanorJEyre]

It’s public now… YA GIRL IS GOING TO STANFORD!!!