Eleanor the Poodle

Playing Madame Mad-Dog Bovary at @Studio58 in December 2015. Some people call me a bitch, but that's just the biological term. Also I'm a bitch.

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Dog: gone. #byefelicia

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And @AnimalPartsnyc, who gave me my big break, and who will now of course cast me in ALL future plays and films and also buy me a blimp.

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.@QuinnCart, who did my voiceover and who I forced to drink paint thinner each night. @AmandaTestini, who is my mortal nemesis.

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.@brandon_bagg, who apparently won a prestigious award. @Braiden_Houle, who, with time and hard work, might walk again.

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Before I trundle back to that big ol' doghouse in the sky (AKA Oakridge), here's my list of swell MADAME BOVARY folks to follow:

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Closing show today at 3PM! Come see me upstage all those other silly actors one more time! #MadameBovary @Studio58Theatre

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We are not amused. #selfie #dogdays #doggystyle #punkin

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The show is pretty good? Really, it's all about me getting my own dressing room by forcing the rest of the cast to change in a broom closet.

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It's the closing weekend of MADAME BOVARY. I've successfully commandeered 7/8 mirrors in the dressing room for my array of hair products.

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I've started to imagine what my next theatre gig after MADAME BOVARY will be. I'm thinking an experimental cross-species version of CATS.

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About to head onstage for night 3 of MADAME BOVARY at @Studio58Theatre. I didn't like Quinn's delivery last night, so I ate her hat.

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Opening night! Like any good prima dogga, I'm locking myself in my dressing room until the directors agree to let me play all the parts.

[AnimalParts @AnimalPartsnyc]

Yes! Vancouver, get your sweet butts down here for #MadameBovary! @EleanorPoodle https://t.co/vwRgOn8ZxG https://t.co/a6VXOGiwJZ

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@EleanorPoodle (Oh, YOU try coming up with a rhyme for Bovary.)

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There once was a poodle delight
Her bark being worse than her bite
She showed her ovary
Playing MADAME BOVARY
And tomorrow is opening night.

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Two days to opening. I'm officially all dolled up for MADAME BOVARY at @Studio58Theatre. #pearls #perm #doglife

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Tonight: seeing @Studio58Theatre's other show, FLEE. If you trust no one else on fleas, trust a dog. #FLEEattheFox

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When @EleanorPoodle is not onstage, all other characters should spend all the time asking "Where's Eleanor?!" #art

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I must therefore keep them on their toes by barking continuously during their monologues. Good plan, Eleanor.

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My show MADAME BOVARY opens in one week at @Studio58Theatre. I'm nervous the other actors are too good and might outshine me.