Eleanour Anderson

University of Arkansas ‘79 Zeta Tau Alpha 💙! Irish goodbye Olympian!! Aspiring Gardner 🍃😉! P&P📚🍷

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yankees could never comprehend this.

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I know he’s only got one eye open right now.

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Double fisting wedding cake #woke

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Never met a pool I didn’t pee in.

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If I was president I would make sure every chiller had adderall after their international flight to fight jet lag

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@BigHossHJ That was my first choice. Then we upgraded to Mary had a little lamb

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3rd grade recorder lessons coming in handy today

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@GrifterThug Knocking the weed out and it hit too hard on the wall I guess

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Apparently not enough

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3rd grade recorder lessons coming in handy today

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@BiggEReckshawn No! 🤩

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@LarryBallsJr Doing tricks on it

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“What is well vodka, like a Dallas thing?” “No it’s like a broke thing.”
- an actual conversation me and @sheryl_hend had last night.

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I don’t know why people yell at me when I’m driving. I can’t read lips and now you just look stupid shouting into the void of your car.

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What are some tips for responding to texts. Looking to get into responding to my friends’ texts at a reasonable time.

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@sheryl_hend Wait are you being for real? What would you be doing?

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Thankful for pledge drivers (my grandpa) taking me to the function (little sisters graduation)!!! 🥂🥂🥂🥂🤩🤩🤩🔥🔥🔥

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@squeezyanita This is beyond relatable. The amount I have in my car. #hungover

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@MedicatedSleaze Not according to my friends or my throat the next day

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Apparently you’re NOT supposed to mix all the leftover drinks at a random table at the bar and take a sip.
#worried

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@DonnyDon67999 Many places. Someone’s got to be off the clock

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Does happy hour at 4 p.m. count as day drinking. I vote no!!