𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. 🌈 #BLM 🖤

[𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 @ElectricRed97]

yesterday my roomba started running over the placemat where the cat food bowls go

tell me why my first instinct was to yell “no! no! 👏QUIT! 👏QUIT!” and clapped at it like you would at a pet getting into something they shouldn’t be

[𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 @ElectricRed97]

me verbally begging the work microwave not to pop again because I have anxiety

[𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 @ElectricRed97]

bf: “what’s the thing with those three little pigs and the fox?”
me: “the fox? you mean the wolf?”
bf: “yeah”
me: “The Three Little Pigs”

[𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 @ElectricRed97]

umm I just learned that one of my coworkers played the young main character in haunting of hill house on netflix and also played young dean winchester in supernatural????

[𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 @ElectricRed97]

another coworker was just hospitalized for two weeks with AFIB and had to get electric shocks to restart his heart because of the stress

[𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 @ElectricRed97]

honestly there should be a study done on how many people have had anxiety/stress-induced medical episodes from working at my office

[𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 @ElectricRed97]

one guy straight up died

[𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 @ElectricRed97]

like a naval ship to be exact

[𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 @ElectricRed97]

I just want like ONE chain link of a ship’s anchor

[𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 @ElectricRed97]

god I love hot glue

[𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 @ElectricRed97]

bf: “I’m handsome I can dance however I want”

*does old man finger wag dance*

[de la luna @vy1in]

how your email finds me

[𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 @ElectricRed97]

coworkers idk that make small talk in the break room can you please stop talking to me about the weather unless you want me to go into the significant temperature differences across the state and how Arkansas has always been volatile since weather records began in the 1880s

[𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 @ElectricRed97]

my garage door only opened halfway for some reason and I didn’t see it so guess who just backed into their garage door

happy monday

[𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 @ElectricRed97]

at work we’re supposed to be moving out of our office today and just now when I checked apple maps it’s marked as a spirit halloween

[𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 @ElectricRed97]

fun neat trick:

phillips head screw won’t budge? saw it into a flat head screw

[𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 @ElectricRed97]

@laurenbyrlstan the first time yes 😭

[𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 @ElectricRed97]

I’m watching howl’s moving castle for the first time, and I get it

[𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 @ElectricRed97]

why do I get so overwhelmed so easily I just wanna be able to talk to my friends