Michael Lynch

Harnessing current, wrangling voltage, smothering resistance, and spreading wattage.

[Michael Lynch @ElectricalJesus]

People that blink one eyelid at a time are monsters and are not to be trusted.
#blessed #bebest #blink

[Michael Lynch @ElectricalJesus]

Niners didn’t lose because Purdy got Dravecky’d…They lost b/c they lost karma as well as positive momentum the moment they rostered #Omenihu after his arrest #Omen #49ers #BCB #jedthejellyfishyork Thus letting the thirsty eagles drink the bleeding out of their integrity

[Michael Lynch @ElectricalJesus]

Is Dak prematurely bald..,.rocking the Lebron? #deeboordeath #fdallas, #jfkgoesforaride #spraypaint #TOwasright

[Michael Lynch @ElectricalJesus]

Movers came 1/2 hr late and one immediately went to my bathroom to take a crap. No remorse, just a smirk on the way out. #blessed #movingday #JoinAUnion

[Michael Lynch @ElectricalJesus]

Apparently “WU TANG” is not an appropriate means of introduction at daycare.

[Michael Lynch @ElectricalJesus]

#Deeboordeath

[Michael Lynch @ElectricalJesus]

Dallas time I was this excited, Pamela Anderson was on a poster on my ceiling. #Deeboordeath #fuckdallas #49ersfaithful

[Michael Lynch @ElectricalJesus]

Bob saget had to have died because of the niner game, right? #Deeboordeath

[Michael Lynch @ElectricalJesus]

Heeeeeeelllllllllloooooooooo!!!!!!!!I’m on the receiving end of Greg Olson’s last NFL points #imsorry

[Michael Lynch @ElectricalJesus]

I love what #Deebo has done and look forward to him setting the tone in OT.
@Deeboordeath

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

If you can confirm a Supreme Court Justice in 8 days, then you can impeach a President in 10.

[Michael Lynch @ElectricalJesus]

@Buccigross @DVNJr No

[Michael Lynch @ElectricalJesus]

@MrPeanut @AskDrRuth Pryy

[Michael Lynch @ElectricalJesus]

@jenntakahashi @bestofnextdoor V Zayffweyyy

[Michael Lynch @ElectricalJesus]

@GretaVanFleet but yyyrrrrwq mphyuyuyh bb. #@

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

This is the news photo that would make a returning time traveler realize they fucked something up

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

The state of American democracy:
—A President who serves Putin
—A Sec. of Defense who serves contractors
—An EPA admin. who serves the coal industry
—A Sec. of HHS who serves pharma
—A Sec. of the Interior who serves Big Oil
—A Sec. of Education who serves for-profit colleges

[Melissa Chan @melissakchan]

As someone who has had my press credentials denied by authoritarian China, I never thought I'd see this crap happen in the US. And this "most reporters are okay but @Acosta is aggressive" thing is the EXACT line Chinese propaganda printed about me. It's a tactic, people.

[Katherine Taylor @klilytay]

So excited to see the app live!
#PTSDFamilyCoach