Elegabalus #watch out Vestal Virgins;)

Elegabalus of Rome (I'm great, I know)
I like long walks on the beach and sex scandals. Emperor of Rome and High priest in spare time. Trans//Bisexual.

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Breaking the law, breaking the law
Someone gonna stop us? Didn't think so.

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Not super popular right now

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We out here chillin

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Uncle Carcalla is mentally unstable so looks like I'm the new emperor. #emperorat14

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Alexander and I just got into a big fight, staying off of social media for awhile. Nobody text me.

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Happy 18th Birthday to me! #lastyearonearth

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#hidinginthebathroomfromthearmy
Mother and I are about to be killed and dragged through the city on hooks. After we're going to go for a swim in the Tiber after. #wherearemytrunks

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When I die, Grandma is taking over #hopeyoulikebakedgoods

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Come check out my new palace devoted to phallic endowments and prostitution. I frequently roam nude there #risky

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Looking for new lovers and friends. Doesn't matter who you are as long as you give me lots of attention. I'll give you high positions in the government. #scandalous

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Few things about me: I'm immature, self centered, egotistical, don't really like taking responsibility for my actions #whenisexuallyattackedlittleboys
I require lots of attention and admiration and I'm kind of puzzle, Anyone care to solve me?

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Anyone who criticizes will be jailed or murdered because I will not tolerate that #don't@me

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Introducing concept of castration #livingbestlife

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About to take advantage of a vestal virgin #ironic. Then I'm gonna marry her against Roman law.

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Bout to introduce Syrian Culture to Rome #wishmeluck