ElenaSim

Just your sun☀️

[brenda @brendasafra]

a minha nasceu com um eterno sorrisinho de lado

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

For someone who's very lazy, I actually work very hard. I can't explain it

[trash jones @jzux]

me when my friends mess up: you’re only human, please be kind to yourself. it’s ok to learn

me when i mess up: they should shoot me like a dog in the street

[Pablo @pablotuite]

Não existe a menor possibilidade de eu trabalhar até os 65 anos.
Eu nem sei se vou aguentar até às 18hs de hoje.

[Neet @neet_sol]

The only beach the employed are visiting this summer

[k @ysljennii]

im either at work, going to work, coming from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work 😭

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

A girl not wearing a bra doesn’t mean she wants your attention it means bras fucking suck and she don’t want to wear them

[неопознанная гиена бездействует @Antea_74]

В детстве говорили не сиди на холодном не поднимай тяжелое тебе же еще детей рожать

А в чем проблема сказать не сиди на холодном будет цистит будет больно ссать
Не таскай сильно тяжелое надорвешь спину заработаешь грыжу

Почему теоретический ребенок важнее чем мое здоровье

[azurwoofwoof @azurwoofwoof]

what doesnt kill you turns into memory loss, panic attacks, gut issues and hand tremors

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Adulting is so humbling. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.

[/ᐠ - ˕ -マ @lovesickdoe]

_(:3」∠)__

[ronni @rovnni]

Ser adulto é bem estranho. Você passa uma semana inteira evitando gastar dinheiro e, de repente, consegue gastar tudo que economizou em um único dia!

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i love that our generation managed to kill the stereotype that if you have tattoos, you won’t be able to find a job.

now nobody can find a job, whether you have tattoos or not.

[☭ joo/ah ࣪ ִֶָ☾.⭒˚.⋆ @lesbiantranscel]

ugly crying cos i finally finished my fucking masters degree

[the monkey @zuzofait]

i cant order sex toys because this will happen to me and me only

[A N A S T A S I A @zhukova_nasty]

Дети сейчас: «вот бы мне 17-ый про Макс и стать блогером».

Я в детстве: «вот бы умереть, чтобы все плакали и жалели, что ругали меня.»