My sister on a video call: oh no! My AirPods are dying. My AirPods are dying!
*takes off AirPods*
Me: wanna use mine?
My Sister:
Me: BISH WANNA USE MINE!?
My sister then shoots me a death glare cuz she’s still on the call and this is the story of why I was murdered.
If I’m supposed to be where you are and your texts are going through it means that I’ve yet to leave my house or that I’m ubering. Either way I’m gunna be late. - Xoxo Lenny 😘