Eleonora

[thomas price @thomas_price56]

When the Queen found out Prince Philip might throw the first pitch in America

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Need the Pope to release an encyclical against Teams calls

[𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 @int6wn]

soft launching my disappearance

[Eleonora @EleonoraCervel2]

@femme3000 Eh insomma

[Adriano Scianca @AdrianoScianca]

La fanbase di Garlasco dovrebbe essere mandata a combattere qualche guerra coloniale insensata nel terzo mondo. Hai fatto più di 10 post su Sempio? Domattina si parte per il Botswana, torna con lo scudo o sopra di esso

[Dan Rysk @DanDeFiEd]

Italian efficiency when it comes to coffee should be studied.

In Italy:
- Walk into a bar and look at the guy
- Un caffe
- 30 seconds later it’s ready
- Shoot it
- Leave €1
- Walk out

In the US:
- Join a line
- Wait
- Order coffee
- Answer 12 questions: Size? Milk? Roast? Sugar? Temperature? Colombia beans? Name? How do you spell it?
- $12.34
- Ask for a 20% tip. Click 5 times on a ipad to have a custom tip
- Tap phone
- ask where to send the invoice
- Wait again on a different line
- Someone call a name that sounds similar to mine
- get the coffee
- too hot, can't drink it
- finally at temperature

taste like shit

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘SENTIMENTAL VALUE’ wins Best International Feature Film at the #Oscars

[aka @akafaceUS]

An elderly woman held a birthday celebration for her dog, but instead of paying attention to the food, the dog gazed lovingly at her the entire time.

[jaz˖𓍢☆ @lady_lazarus_13]

gonna tell my kids this was jfk jr and carolyn bessette

[Eleonora @EleonoraCervel2]

@elilsabetta @femme3000 Oddioo sii una leggenda lui

[primadonna @versaceschanel]

god forbid a woman has a healthy perspective and attitude towards aging and life in general

[Eleonora @EleonoraCervel2]

Nicolas Vaporidis

[best of jacob. @fileselordi]

insane face card

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Harry Styles on his love for Italy (via The Sunday Times):

“Italy became so important to me because I was so used to everything moving so quickly and being on the go, but then I remember going to a café and sitting and having a coffee and thinking, ‘I don’t remember the last time I sat down and had a coffee — if I’ve ever sat down and just had a coffee.’ […] I realised the pleasure in just being in the moment of what you’re doing. The Romans are the best at that — that’s their speciality. The pace they’ve taught me has been so special.”

🔗: https://t.co/urg57l7qu8

[Amizo @AfricanKhaIeesi]

Gaga could’ve at least performed Alejandro idk

[Pablo Rendón @pagusrendon]

Muchos años después, frente al pelotón de fusilamiento, el coronel Aureliano Buendía había de recordar aquella tarde remota en que Bad Bunny ganó el SuperBowl.

[Monica💚🍉Free Congo, Palestine & Sudan @BlakPantherBabe]

My fiance said I couldnt name 5 football players:
1. Giselle ex husband
2. Ciara husband
3. Taylor Swift future husband
4. Cardi B baby daddy
5. The welfare thief that should be in prison
6. and Colin Kaepernick

I knew six!