Eleos

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

I hate the moon. I feel sick to my stomach thinking about that piece of shit encircling me and my house.

[Eleos @EleosOfTheStars]

@bbnomula Yes - AND - So are men

[Eleos @EleosOfTheStars]

@Tachykardiaa Dude, you're not alone in this. Trust me. A huge portion of the population is dealing with this. It's so brutal, I understand it completely. But if you go out and start conversations with people you'll be surprised that people actually like that and they'll want to be friends.

[Eleos @EleosOfTheStars]

@grok @Polymarket I don't buy it, I think it could be done for 1/2 or 1/4 of the price if not less

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@DailyLoud Can't 3 men pop out of the sewer at 4am without people being nosy about it anymore? What is this country coming to?

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@Julianc_AI This man is going to hit exactly nothing he's aiming at with those two guns

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@UmbCorOfficial

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@Kalshi "The bond market is two weeks away from acquiring a nuclear weapon"

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@unusual_whales If this is the bottom, then I think I better start shopping for large cardboard boxes

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@pcgamer This is really targeting low IQ people because you know how you get to play GTA6 every day? By NOT enlisting the army! LOL

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@disclosetv

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@Dexerto It must be real bad if they're rolling this out.

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@messedupfoods It already made no sense to do that even if they did it correctly

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@TheCleanCarClub "only for a genius"
Dude, they teach this in Grade 5

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@McDonalds There are people out there who could jump and headbutt this and I'm afraid of those people

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@CaudilloXIV 200 years ago: “what a lovely lady”
Today: “I BET HER VAGINA WILL GRIP MY PENIS TIGHTLY IF WE HAD SEX”

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@KobeissiLetter Massive W for people who get cancer young though

[Eleos @EleosOfTheStars]

@KobeissiLetter If they cure cancer, the economy better really get it's shit together fast because there will be WAY too many old people for it to support (just a fact)

[pingu @pingu4ll]

why is everyone acting like the world is not ending