Elephant And The Donkey

infuse me, o muse, with the Laws of Nature, and the harmonies of Democracy, so free people may know they control their government, not the other way around

[Elephant And The Donkey @ElephantAndThe1]

@JohnCornyn Yea it was snowing today and he’s 79. #StopSucking

[Elephant And The Donkey @ElephantAndThe1]

Fun fact: Joe Biden is the first “Joe” to be President. And the third President in a row to be #FirstOfHisName. Same true for #KamalaHarrisVP.

[Elephant And The Donkey @ElephantAndThe1]

@PanCyred Which, incidentally, is a mass delusion. If 45 people have been President, there have only been 45 Presidents. I’m perennially astonished I’m the only person bothered by this. Cleveland was 22nd President & served 2 non consecutive terms. He’s not two people.

[Elephant And The Donkey @ElephantAndThe1]

Thank you, Jake. This is a perfect time to remind you all that it defies logic and arithmetic to say, in the same breath, that there have been 46 presidents but 45 people who have been president. What? This is So Stupid. Biden is the 45th President
#GroverClevelandWasOnePerson

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

President Biden is now officially the 46th president* of the United States of America.

*Only 45 people have been president, Grover Cleveland counts as both 22nd and 24th.

[Elephant And The Donkey @ElephantAndThe1]

@Comey People who say “inflection point” are are really just saying “turning point,” while trying to sound smarter. Resist.

[Elephant And The Donkey @ElephantAndThe1]

On #PalindromeDay (1-20-2021) I leave you with this palindromic reflection: “He won now eh?”

[Elephant And The Donkey @ElephantAndThe1]

@MarshaBlackburn He read names from a list compiled by @FedSoc. Something that literally could have been accomplished by a reasonably intelligent second grader.

[Elephant And The Donkey @ElephantAndThe1]

@ezraklein @SenSchumer @SpeakerPelosi Give Puerto Rico electoral college votes. They’re Americans. It’s time.

[Elephant And The Donkey @ElephantAndThe1]

@JohnCornyn Not sure what you’re trying to prove, Senator, but it sure sounds like #gaslighting. Be helpful, please.

[Elephant And The Donkey @ElephantAndThe1]

@seanhannity Yes, Sean. You are the virus.

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@peterbakernyt Should be easy for Biden to reinstate the ban by EO, no?

[Elephant And The Donkey @ElephantAndThe1]

@chipfranklin Just from what’s in the public record there would seem to be probable cause to charge multiple counts of obstruction of justice, witness tampering, jury tampering, perjury, suborning perjury, & conspiracy to commit the campaign fraud statute Cohen pled guilty to.

[Elephant And The Donkey @ElephantAndThe1]

@ReporterCioffi @SenHawleyPress Can someone please explain to Senator Dimwit that, as a constitutional matter, the junior Senator from Missouri doesn’t typically set presidential policy. #Article2

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@ezraklein Why can’t the rule be changed to require an ACTUAL #filibuster—a Mr. Smith filibuster—& not the wink-wink filibusters that don’t require FBers to stay on their feet? The current rule creates an absurd presumption of filibuster the non-filibustering side must overcome. Backwards.

[Elephant And The Donkey @ElephantAndThe1]

@SenatorWicker He said on Twitter.

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@bubbaprog Remember when there were consequences when politicians said insensitive, incendiary, & insane things?

[Elephant And The Donkey @ElephantAndThe1]

@eliehonig Those pushing for expulsion need to explain how what Cruz & Hawley did was categorically different from what Senator Boxer did in 2005. Or condemn her objection too. Can’t have it both ways.

[Elephant And The Donkey @ElephantAndThe1]

@JohnCornyn @playbookplus When you’re done playing political pundit could you please shutup and work, Senator?

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@PoliticusSarah @sleddogwatchdog Mueller’s team literally wrote an entire volume demonstrating the many ways in which President Trump broke the law by obstructing their investigation thereby laying the case for impeachment. Not his fault no one read it. #TrumpObstructedJustice #FactsMatter

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@mountain_lib Guess you won the breakup