Matthew Rudolph

[Matthew Rudolph @ElephantCommute]

My PI gave me this when I was an undergrad. Coming across it years later in my Ph.D. brings a much needed smile. Perhaps I should have read it more critically! @JFWeishampel

[Matthew Rudolph @ElephantCommute]

The cheapest possible room in the city just went from 101% of my monthly income to 87%. It’s still almost triple the advised proportion, although progress is progress.

https://t.co/hE4yPsayVh

[Matthew Rudolph @ElephantCommute]

Pre-PhD: “Capsaicin is amazing because it deters wildlife and makes food taste better”
Currently: “it’s amazing because…”

[Matthew Rudolph @ElephantCommute]

Day 3 of CO3: it’s a chill day, so I can sport the Noble gas regalia

[Matthew Rudolph @ElephantCommute]

Day 2 of CO3: important update, presentation day, so it’s time for the good luck socks!

[Matthew Rudolph @ElephantCommute]

Day 1 of the Comparative Cognition Conference, I enjoy giving talks, periodically…

[Matthew Rudolph @ElephantCommute]

@SarahLJacobson1 @CCCAnimals @HelephantMylne @BORIS_behav_obs @AppleSupport I use BORIS exclusively on two macs (iMac Mojave 10.14.6 and MacBook Pro Monterey 12.4) and haven’t encountered that. Sorry to be late, although I hope you were able to get a fix?

[Matthew Rudolph @ElephantCommute]

NYC subway 5 line masking is down to 15.6%, as multiple people are coughing without even covering their mouth holes. I’m going to start calling these plague caravans.

[Matthew Rudolph @ElephantCommute]

@CTI_Balloons Please don’t. I keep finding you balloons in waterways across Connecticut and polluting our ecosystems. You are in knowing violation of CT Balloon release law: 2022-R-0041.

[Matthew Rudolph @ElephantCommute]

Crikey! we’re about to see the elusive Mitch McConnell increase his throat pouch 3-4 times in size in order to assert dominance over his populist conspecifics. Ain’t he a beaut?

[Matthew Rudolph @ElephantCommute]

NYC Subway masking rate is down to 14.8%, get your act together people 😷

[Matthew Rudolph @ElephantCommute]

NYC subway masking rate down to 15.7%, onward and downward 🤢

[Matthew Rudolph @ElephantCommute]

@CTI_Balloons And plastic debris to the ocean, please stop.

[Matthew Rudolph @ElephantCommute]

Masking on the NYC 5 train is down to 20.7%, love one another, mask up.

[Matthew Rudolph @ElephantCommute]

NYC Subway 5 train masking rate is down to 27%. Time to bring that up if we want to end the pandemic instead of perpetuating it.

[Matthew Rudolph @ElephantCommute]

Today’s NYC subway masking rate: 31.25% what a prisoners dilemma.

[Matthew Rudolph @ElephantCommute]

Todays NYC subway 5 masking rate: 31.7% an all time high for me.

[Matthew Rudolph @ElephantCommute]

@CTI_Balloons And for every boss, there are hundreds of your balloons drafting into the Long Island sound. Be part of the solution, stop buying this pollution.

[Matthew Rudolph @ElephantCommute]

NYC subway informal masking rate: 27.7% public health fail.

[Matthew Rudolph @ElephantCommute]

Today’s informal NYC subway masking rate observation: 27%, pitiful.