A.J.

When it’s not baseball season, I’m probably nerding out about something else. Dodgers/Lakers (he/him)

[A.J. @ElessarDarkStar]

@nut_history A 2-8-2? Sure! 😉

[A.J. @ElessarDarkStar]

@hallofgoodpod Right there with ya man. There was something special about those Dodgers teams. Fuckin’ McCourt….🤬

[A.J. @ElessarDarkStar]

@IlliniDodgers Wish I could’ve seen her but a 7 hour drive to Roseville was just not doable. She’s magnificent.

[A.J. @ElessarDarkStar]

@BBGreatMoments My Dad (a Mets fan) and I (a Dodger fan) were there.

He says yes.

I say no.

Frazier himself admitted to switching the balls behind the wall, so I’d say the no’s win out.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[A.J. @ElessarDarkStar]

@MLB @Mets @Dodgers Why the fuck are you using AI. YOU HAVE PICTURES OF THE FUCKING PLAYERS.

[A.J. @ElessarDarkStar]

@NoContextBrits …six in one day…

[A.J. @ElessarDarkStar]

@MLB @jphoornstra BRAVO!!

[A.J. @ElessarDarkStar]

@ChadMoriyama Completely agree. That should’ve been untouched.

[A.J. @ElessarDarkStar]

@JeffPassan @sshottanii

[A.J. @ElessarDarkStar]

@bykevinclark Absolute legend. I was at Dodger Stadium that night, you could smell those cigarettes from the 20th row…managed the hell outta that game. Where Stroman pulled those innings out of I’ll never know…

[A.J. @ElessarDarkStar]

@DodgersNation No, it wouldn’t. That is the opposite of “born naturally”. Let Team Japan have this one, we have enough already.

[A.J. @ElessarDarkStar]

@MrTrain_com Always been an SP man but I have a large soft spot for the PRR. An old family friend worked for Pennsy before, during and after the Conrail merger. Took me up in an SD-40 cab, let me take it down the wye…bell, horn and all. RIP Danny!!

[A.J. @ElessarDarkStar]

@JFarfsing1980 @elementELEMENTA @baseballinpix No problem! I had to know lol

[A.J. @ElessarDarkStar]

@elementELEMENTA @JFarfsing1980 @baseballinpix Men’s hair product! Apparently endorsed by Hodges in the ‘50s.

[A.J. @ElessarDarkStar]

@DiscussingFilm How the fuck does this have anything to do with film. You’re talking about rides.

[A.J. @ElessarDarkStar]

@FoulTerritoryTV And all Cubs fans are drunk frat boys that only go to the games to party.

See? I can make baseless generalizations about entire fanbases too, Pete!! An LA kid oughta know better.

[A.J. @ElessarDarkStar]

@Variety Who could have possibly seen this coming 🙄🙄🙄

[A.J. @ElessarDarkStar]

@imPatrickT Until people understand it’s a theatre and not their couch, and that there’s a certain level of etiquette at respect required, it’ll continue to be a subpar experience 95% of the time.

[A.J. @ElessarDarkStar]

@EvanDrellich There’s already a tournament.

It’s called the World Series.

Of course this came from his swamp of a brain. Fucking idiot.