Elevene

hmm

[Rafa 🧱 @notrafalacoort]

Lo mejor de las cuevas es que es completamente opcional meterse

[Elevene @Elevene13]

is this gaycel pipeline starting point?

[gare de guerre @garrrish]

gay dating is so hard bc not only are you limited to 10% of the population, you then have to narrow that down to if they’re compatible sexually, then are they emotionally mature and available, then are you even attracted to them… every happy gay couple is a statistical anomaly

[Vivian @suchnerve]

thinking about this tweet again

[albs @albertoutspoken]

Eyecontactship

[Elevene @Elevene13]

@camspoe Girl who gives a fuck ab Christmas

[Elevene @Elevene13]

@camspoe Oh that is just adorable 🥰

[Elevene @Elevene13]

@LiterlyJustAGuy My friend is named Frank and when I say that I think I act like how he would cause has a good mindset

[Elevene @Elevene13]

@camspoe Some of y’all bout to be real mad at me… it’s perspective

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

Interesting that everyone is suggesting limiting ChatGPT instead of simply making a deadlier lemonade so it can compete.

[Elevene @Elevene13]

Love reading The Lobotomist 😍

[Elevene @Elevene13]

@camspoe The among us superchat…

[Elevene @Elevene13]

I want one of those five lobster bisques like woah

[Elevene @Elevene13]

Was looking my friends name on Facebook and it’s just straight up videos of pussy

[alex @themissmamas]

realizing faded af is faded af backwards

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

This is a better script than any Hallmark movie:

> man sells company for hefty profit
> pursues immortality by becoming the world’s most expensive guinea pig
> daily routine includes 111 pills, blood-plasma transfusions from his own teenage son, measuring his nighttime erections
> achieves biological age of a 28-year-old… but emotional age of a robot
> realizes he has optimized every biomarker except for.. people who voluntarily hang out with him (a.k.a friends)
> launches “Don’t Die” movement. Accidentally starts a cult
> falls in love with the one woman who was by his side since day one of his journey
> she's his longtime doctor / nutritionist / data priestess / social media guru who's been there through the 2 am rectal ozone sessions and the silent dance discos
> she's measured everything - no one knows him more than she does
> something in his optimized little heart glitches. For the first time in years, his cortisol spikes from an unregulated human emotion instead of a scheduled stress test
> he may have eliminated 85% of microplastics from his balls but nothing, nothing will improve the quality of his life more than being in love with her
> he whispers, “I spent years trying not to die… and you’re the first thing that ever made me want to live.”

[Elevene @Elevene13]

Saw my bf send the same video as the friend group chat and decided to watch the one bf sent cause I wanted to give him my genuine reaction... is that what love is?

[Michael’s #2 Italian Restaurant 🤌 @myitalianhell]

I truly believe this meme is the sharpest insight into Trump that will ever exist

[Jay 🍄 @FungalisedJay]

the 1%

[ؘ @harrologist]

“why not trust the little girl i was instead of them?” this woman and her words have done more for me than my therapist at this point.