ERW

sarcasm + tweets are my own.

[Zo @Squigglemoonzo]

whimsy is actually a form of resistance against a world that wants us to be miserable

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Trump is simultaneously making it too expensive to drive and too dangerous to fly. Restricting people’s movement is straight out of the dictator’s playbook. Open your eyes.

[dr pepper diva - tenmocorp ™️ employee @L0W_TIDE_]

last year was tough but i never fell for the dubai chocolate stuff

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

I keep seeing “we” are at war.

[✨HungryBaldAshbamaOssoff✨ @AshariExpresses]

Speak for yourself, I voted for Kamala Harris.

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Which team are you rooting for in the Super Bowl?

ME:

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Draft all MAGA men, send them to Iran

[Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97]

Ain’t known a FUCKIN day of peace since FUCKIN NOVEMBER

[ERW @ElexisRodgers]

this was also MY facial expression during trumps address to the nation

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Millennials going through yet another once in a lifetime event

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

😎

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

tbh i didn't know one person could destroy the global economy

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

JUST FUCKING REMOVE HIM FROM OFFICE AND REMOVE ALL THE TARIFFS AND LET US APOLOGIZE TO THE ENTIRE WORLD FOR PUTTING THIS MADMAN BACK INTO A POSITION OF POWER RATHER THAN PRISON WHERE HE FUCKING BELONGS

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Don't look at me.

I voted for the black woman who didn't want to burn down the economy.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Is everyone crashing out rn or just me and Bieber

[ERW @ElexisRodgers]

Why are the refs trying to sabotage Duke? #MarchMadness

[ERW @ElexisRodgers]

*pretends to be shocked*

[kimberly. @problemsthots]

chennedy still hasn’t been signed by anyone.

[ERW @ElexisRodgers]

alex’s responses to madison, denying everything she said was the most unconvincing thing i’ve ever seen lmao #LoveIsBlindReunion