Mike Eley

Coats and pale ales. MCFC.

[Mike Eley @Eley101]

What are old people so miserable about?

[YouGov @YouGov]

Should there be a bank holiday if England win Euro 2024?

All Britons
Yes: 39%
No: 51%

18-24 year olds
Yes: 55%
No: 32%

65+ year olds
Yes: 18%
No: 73%

https://t.co/ZWGQH2WKvK

[Mike Eley @Eley101]

HAHAHAHA

[John O Sullivan @Corballyred]

I'll defend Klopp till the end and I make no bones about it.

What he has done on a Burnley level transfer budget while competing with an oil state is utterly astonishing.

Even this season with the injuries we have had he has us only 2 points off top.

Generational manager 👍

[Mike Eley @Eley101]

If anyone had a shit Monday just know that I’ve just seen that I own the same colour havaianas as Piers Morgan.

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

#ManCity are approaching the £100M mark for money generated through Academy sales in the last 12 months.

https://t.co/DqICvu9igf

[Mike Eley @Eley101]

@thebelief First game back in the league mate give them a break!

[Mike Eley @Eley101]

Thieves.

[Guardian news @guardiannews]

British Gas reports record £969m profit after price cap increase https://t.co/o5J09I3lBN

[Mike Eley @Eley101]

The best ever.

[Mike Eley @Eley101]

Absolutely wiped the floor with them. Incredible team.

[Mike Eley @Eley101]

35 goals in 31 games in the league but his touch isn’t good enough for Michael Owen. Unbelievable that he’s still in a job.

[Mike Eley @Eley101]

@thebelief Thanks mate! Won’t be moving to fast for a few days! Hope you’re well

[Mike Eley @Eley101]

Absolute alien.

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

Erling Haaland's 𝗦���𝗫 hat-tricks for #ManCity (so far) this season at the Etihad Stadium, is more than the number of games that he has failed to score in at the venue (5). 😂🤖 @OptaJoe

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

Humble beginnings

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

The power of money honestly how have all charges against Mason Greenwood been dropped and he can go back to playing football. Are you forgetting what the scumbag done?

Just in case you did, here’s a reminder!!

[Ryan @Rynew02]

Dead weird this. Bet most of them in there support English clubs an all😂😂

[Mike Eley @Eley101]

IMMEDIATE CANS

[City Report @cityreport_]

"Hi, I’m Pep! I know you want to get rid of me. But, I stay two more years. I LOVE IT."

[Mike Eley @Eley101]

48 hours before? When everyone’s booked flights? Not daft are they. Never had any intention of selling it 😂

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me

[Mike Eley @Eley101]

Brilliant

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

A day in the life of football Twitter…

#DayintheLife

(18+ Gambleaware)

[Mike Eley @Eley101]

What a fucking shambles

[Mike Eley @Eley101]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

Erling Haaland ‘£51m’ transfer fee:

865k pw
£45m a year at City
£225m contract for 5 years
£85.5m on signing, agent fees and other costs

Man City have paid £361.5m for Haaland.