Jack Schwert

Jack here! Dragoon and/or mercenary by day. Drunkard....by day! (18+ (sometimes) rper.)

[Jack Schwert @ElezenBedlam]

@MarvelousQuips //I must’ve dodged that bullet.!M just out here OC dabbing stay safe brah

[Jack Schwert @ElezenBedlam]

@MarvelousQuips ;)

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@MarvelousQuips Yes

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@MarvelousQuips How could you?

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@zom3ea Give them old fisticuffs :(

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@MarvelousQuips "I better drive. Paparazzi may blind you if you drive!"

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@MarvelousQuips
*Tired of the flakiness, tomfoolery, and all around Andrew Garfield-like behavior, Jack made his way to totally not Peter's home. How did he know you ask? Fuck you that's how. Fuck the lore and fuck continuity. This motherfucker gonna pay. what. he owe.*
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[Jack Schwert @ElezenBedlam]

@MarvelousQuips "Fine. Let's travel around the city. You can save people I can have my bromance that is delusions of grandeur. Deal?"

[Jack Schwert @ElezenBedlam]

@MarvelousQuips *Holding out his hand, He starts tugging a finger to count.* "The other avengers, fantastic four, motherfucking punisher, Dante Redgrave, the nypd INCLUDING BROOKLYN99, DAREDEVIL, and MARIO BROTHERS. The city has plenty of heroes!"

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@MarvelousQuips "YOU LEFT ME DURING THE ROAD TRIP YOU FUCK. I DROVE 3 STATES OVER AND DIDNT REALIZE, DUE TO THE ALCOHOL, IT WAS GODDAMN FUCKING MOP WITH A SPIDERMAN MASK ON IT. THE FUCK?"

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@MarvelousQuips Lame

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@MarvelousQuips anime

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@MarvelousQuips Your post.

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“I used tweeter mom! Look at meeeee.”

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@SimplyRanma Gottem

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@MarvelousQuips //you gonna take these small hands >:c

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@MarvelousQuips /ff@15

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[Jack Schwert @ElezenBedlam]

@MarvelousQuips no u