Gay Elf Wench

Probably wants to be friends but doesn’t want to bother you. Briony (BREE-o-nee) preferred but Robin will do. She/her.

[Gay Elf Wench @ElfEars88]

@KatieMidway is now @ElfEars88

Why? Because I like elves

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Returning just to say that the experience trying to get tickets to Star Wars Celebration 2027 was terrible. Got there right as sales started, sat in the queue for 4 hours. Everything but Sunday sold out, and now 4-day passes are on resale sites for $1000. So disappointed.

[Gay Elf Wench @ElfEars88]

Anyone still on here going to be at Metatopia this year? It'll be my first time back since 2019!

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@Rorkesaurus Oh same, I was fully in bed by the time I heard about it. I will go any time though

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The new lesbian bar in Boston has mozzarella sticks on their menu so I’m professionally obligated to check them out

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Why did it take me a week to learn about the CG Gundam show on Netflix? I consider this a personal failing

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I’ve been daydreaming about going back to school. Getting undergrad and grad degrees in human sexuality and going into teaching or sex therapy. I wish it wouldn’t be financially ruinous to do that.

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Popping back in with the sole purpose of boosting the #emmyforgamechanger campaign. They deserve it and it would be amazing. Also maybe they'll see me simping and put me on an episode who knows we're keeping our options open

[Gay Elf Wench @ElfEars88]

I wish they'd gotten as much as they wanted. But what we got was beautiful. #TheOwlHouse

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Curse of Strahd but it’s Matt Berry

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Accidentally bumped my figure display shelf, causing Aphra to face plant directly into Bo-Katan’s lap.

Get it girl

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Apropos of nothing, here’s my tumblr

https://t.co/HwIZWXbsiE

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I must be in a weird mental state because hearing the news that DA:D finished its alpha made me genuinely emotional

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I really hope Witch from Mercury gets a dub because I’m terrible at processing information in text and I need Revolutionary Gundam Utena in my life

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At this point it feels like I could have “she/her” tattooed on my forehead and people would still misgender me

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That said…

#BrionyRussellWillBeInStarWars

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I’ve made noise over the years about wanting to be cast in Star Wars and other things like that.

But what I truly want in my heart of hearts is to be the guest on The Muppet Show

[Gay Elf Wench @ElfEars88]

“So the doctor says, ‘Ok, there’s one more thing we can try but I gotta warn you, it’s a little unusual. There’s this great clown, Pagliacci-’ And our guy bursts into tears and says ‘Doc, don’t you get it? I am Pagliacci!’

“As long as I got a job you got a job, you understand?”

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“This guy’s feeling depressed so he goes to his doctor. Doctor hands him some pills, says ‘Try these’ and sends him home. The guy tries ‘em, but they’re not really helping, so he goes back to his doctor. Doctor says, ‘Okay, try some meditation’ but that’s not working either.

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@Rorkesaurus Thanks friend. We’ll have to get together again soon

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I hate to ask and I know the algorithm will probably bury this, but if you’re reading this and you’ve ever enjoyed my company can you let me know? I’m having a big “no one wants you around” brain gremlin