Elrond of Imladris

[RP] what ship? Ask first/MV/21+/Bi] Descriptive, mostly parody.) Always wise and ready to share the salty wisdom of the elder. #Saltiness

[Elrond of Imladris @ElfLordElrond]

Elrond Peredhil: Lord Of Imladris

•LOTR/Hobbit RP
•Literate/Descriptive
•Multi-Ship/Multi-Verse
•Mostly Parody
•Sometimes Serious/Selective
•21+
•DM’s open

[𝐁 𝐀 𝐑 𝐃 @BardTheBadass]

─ “ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴏғғ #ɢᴀʟʟɪᴠᴀɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴀsᴛʟᴇ, I ᴡᴀs ᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴋɪʟʟɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ.”

❖┊#ɴᴇᴡ: ʙᴀʀᴅ
��┊#ʀᴘ_ᴛʏᴘ: ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ / sᴇʀɪᴏᴜs
❖┊#ᴅᴀᴅ_sᴀss
❖┊ᴘᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ: #ᴅɪᴄᴋ
❖┊#ʀᴛs ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ

[𝕭𝖎𝖑𝖇𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌��𝖓𝖘 ❧ @ItsBiIboBaggins]

─ “𝑊𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝐼 𝑎ℎ, 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑠𝑢𝑝𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑛 𝑆𝐿, 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢?”

#𝖱𝖳 ─ 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗋𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗆 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝗋
#𝖥𝖠𝖵 ─ 𝗍𝗈 𝖣𝖬 𝗍𝗈 𝗉𝗅𝗈𝗍.

[-`𐌑𝒶𝑒νε @FylgjaSionnach]

"вe ѕтιll. ι wιll never leave yoυ."
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-ᘛ oc | eхperιenced ѕcrιвe
-ᘛ ιn ѕearcн oғ ѕlѕ
-ᘛ nѕғw | oтнer
-ᘛ ғeel ғree тo dм or @ ғor ploттιng!

[Bitchy Tauriel @BitchyTauriel]

Coincidence? I think not.. The woodland realm is very progressive.

[Elrond of Imladris @ElfLordElrond]

Rolls /the eyes/.

“Psshh, don’t even pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about, Celebrían Celeborniel. You think he’s just lucky enough to know when I’m bored and you’re off having your gab fest with Galadriel? I’m making sure the bills get paid, my Lady.” https://t.co/MY61YggeIH

[𝙻𝙰𝙳𝚈 𝙾𝙵 𝚁𝙸𝚅𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝙻𝙻 . @silvernbijou]

Offers /the stare/.

"Is this the truth, Elrond Peredhel?" https://t.co/od1iTrUtbN

[Elrond of Imladris @ElfLordElrond]

“I just won’t mention we take it out in trade, from time to time..” https://t.co/sNLT5xHez6

[Elrond of Imladris @ElfLordElrond]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary 2 years

[Elrond of Imladris @ElfLordElrond]

“So.. I tell you and your brother to stay out of my wine, and it falls on deaf ears. You naneth tells you to keep out of her special fruited tarts and you’re again, hard of hearing.. But one word about your sisters begetting, and it’s ‘Eww! Ada.. That’s gross!” https://t.co/438AvKnLWX

[Elrond of Imladris @ElfLordElrond]

“Yes, but if the conversation takes place in a private alcove of a popular garden, it does not then become public.. I still defend my stance.. You were, as usual, listening in on a two party conversation..” https://t.co/6MkT7kONvr

[Elrond of Imladris @ElfLordElrond]

“Contrary to popular belief, ion-nîn.. The garden is not ‘public,’ It belongs to me as well..” https://t.co/vrOhPm0Ovp

[Elrond of Imladris @ElfLordElrond]

“Hehehe.. Teach you to listen in, won’t it?” https://t.co/MKlqIod0FU

[Elrond of Imladris @ElfLordElrond]

“Celebrían.. Dearest.. Um.. I have no desire to have my face slapped or wine pitchers hurled at my head.. And furthermore, I think I’d be a little more hurt if you insulted me in that manner that the Elvenking favors..” https://t.co/pJtucu97uj

[𝙻𝙰𝙳𝚈 𝙾𝙵 𝚁𝙸𝚅𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝙻𝙻 . @silvernbijou]

Whispers. "I do so love it when you spank me." Grins, blushing deeply before she clears her throat. "Perhaps we could.../try/ some of what Thranduil does?" Bats eyelashes innocently. https://t.co/YSIII7nWRV

[Elrond of Imladris @ElfLordElrond]

“I.. I guess I did.. I suppose.. I mean we did get Arwen, but.. Usually I’m the one spanking you.. And what Thranduil likes is waaaay different than what we do.. Seriously, be glad you don’t have the gift of sight on that.. Oh well.. They tell me variety is the spice of life..” https://t.co/uyK6pdf1y4

[𝙻𝙰𝙳𝚈 𝙾𝙵 𝚁𝙸𝚅𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝙻𝙻 . @silvernbijou]

Grins, feeling rather proud of yourself. "You were being naughty, Elrond. Plus, I got some interesting tips from Thranduil when his wife binds him. He was so intoxicated, he didn't even know he was telling me of his intimate life. Don't you like being bound, naughty ellon?" https://t.co/8siKYcNedr

[Elrond of Imladris @ElfLordElrond]

Shrugs, “I don’t remember much.. Just the washing machine feeling and.. Oh.. Now I remember. I wanted something sweet to eat.. But.. You wouldn’t let me go. Said you had something but..Woke up still tied down and with a ball gag. Damn, Celebrían. You’re pretty harsh, you know..” https://t.co/HqZXwK995D

[𝙻𝙰𝙳𝚈 𝙾𝙵 𝚁𝙸𝚅𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝙻𝙻 . @silvernbijou]

"Elrond Peredhel!" Gasps, lightly smacking the back of his head. "You enjoyed yourself! You mumbled something about sweet tarts...That has to be a good thing, right? Right? You only talk about sweet tarts when you're in an exceptionally good mood!" https://t.co/GFiuAL1TnR

[Elrond of Imladris @ElfLordElrond]

“Yep.. Ladies and Lord’s. My lovely ‘delicate wife.. Taking full advantage of her poor drunk husband.. Told her the twins were enough, but noooo.. Had to make me pass out to get her freak on..” https://t.co/FGtah0RASc

[𝙻𝙰𝙳𝚈 𝙾𝙵 𝚁𝙸𝚅𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝙻𝙻 . @silvernbijou]

"Ha! This just proves /I/ did all the work, even for the conception. You only lasted five minutes. I still hadn't even... Well, you know." Huffs, crossing her arms. https://t.co/vErU9LIPUS

[Elrond of Imladris @ElfLordElrond]

“...And? I don’t recall hearing you complaining. Enough of Thranduil’s wine and all I had to do was lay there.. Really, I thought we both passed out, and I dreamt I was in a washing machine.. Oh well..” https://t.co/vjRFETUu9e

[𝙻𝙰𝙳𝚈 𝙾𝙵 𝚁𝙸𝚅𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝙻𝙻 . @silvernbijou]

Rolls eyes. "You were too tired that eve." Mimics him. "'Oh, Celebrían, I'm much too tired to make love to you. Maybe we can go for a 'quickie', as Glorfindel calls it.'" Scoffs. https://t.co/Qz5xpufH1s

[Elrond of Imladris @ElfLordElrond]

“Yeah.. Not bad for 5 minuets, huh? Now imagine what I could have done if I’d have taken my time..” https://t.co/yYwT6nRzbG

[𝙻𝙰𝙳𝚈 𝙾𝙵 𝚁𝙸𝚅𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝙻𝙻 . @silvernbijou]

"I birthed a Queen, the Evenstar of her people."

Pauses.

"Okay, @ElfLordElrond helped a little."

[Elrond of Imladris @ElfLordElrond]

@__ElvenKing__ < the youthful King is as enraptured and engulfed as he is...

[Elrond of Imladris @ElfLordElrond]

@__ElvenKing__ < and over. He feels the heat of his seed spilling in bursts between them, and he is powerless to stop it. He only hopes >